Southern Culture On The Skids

Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 10:29 pm

Tom Thompson wrote:Dublin - 70
Vidalia - 0

Did you get in on offense or defense?

Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 3:13 pm

Georgia Tech SORELY disappoints me.

Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:38 pm

I'm only posting this for Brian Parson's benefit:

http://www.strangecock.com/

Read it while it lasts. It'll be updated and changed next week.

Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Sat Oct 28, 2006 5:06 am

Summerville - 27
Fort Dorchester - 12

'Cross town rivals from the "new high school." They played it close with the Wave only having a 13-12 lead at the half. The rains came HARD in the second half and Summerville's superior ground game kept it out of the Fort's reach. It was pretty well decided when they drove to the Wave's 41 but fumbled it away.

Both the niece and nephew graduated from the Fort. Thank goodness things will be kind of quiet out of those two for another year!

10-0

Tom Thompson · Post by **Tom Thompson** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 5:42 am

Dublin 45
Toombs 10

One more to go....

http://www.hometeamsonline.com/visit/?u ... otball&t=c

Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 12:20 pm

Summerville - 22
Colleton County - 10

11-0 Playoff boundSummerville - 22
Colleton County - 10

11-0 Playoff bound

Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 8:25 pm

Just got back from voting. It's POURING rain today (first real storm in a month) and the balloting is STEADY.

Although I live in a precinct that's about 75% GOP and a state that's almost 65%, it's good to see a really good voter turnout despite the weather. I'm hearing reports of 70-75% turnout in some states.

In an off-year election.

That's incredible.

Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 3:45 am

Green Wave - 38
Fort Mill - 21

First round of the playoffs in the can.

12-0

John Dillon · Post by **John Dillon** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 2:01 am

Things that make you say hmmmmmmmmm!

Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 3:21 am

I'm not really in the mood this evening to discuss collegiate football.

Tom Thompson · Post by **Tom Thompson** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 4:23 pm

Why not Tuck?? Your cocks only lost by ONE point!

Dublin 38
Dodge County 7

I think....anyway, they won. First round of the playoffs next week.

Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 5:07 pm

Tom,

There's a new sheriff in town and a new attitude:

"Moral victories" are for chumps. You either win or you lose. We lost.

Next we take on Middle Tennessee that has proven to be no cream puff this year. Then, it's off to the Land Of Moo to put a beat down on some orange A-She-She lightweights.

After watching the 'Cocks lose by a total of 21 points to the 3rd, 5th, 8th and 12th ranked teams in the country, I just have a good feeling about a break out.

Tammy Bowden is pissing in her drawers thinkin' about it!

Did you hear what he said after the Virginia Tech game? He got hit in the head with a PLASTIC mini-bottle. His response was, "if I had turned around it could have killed me!"

What a puss.

Oh, the guy arrested for it is a KLEMPSUN fan.

Tom Thompson · Post by **Tom Thompson** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 5:41 pm

"Tom,

There's a new sheriff in town and a new attitude:

"Moral victories" are for chumps. You either win or you lose. We lost."

I COULDN'T AGREE MORE. F*ck a moral victory....Actually, I was rubbing it in....Maybe I should've included a smiley....

Tom Thompson · Post by **Tom Thompson** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 10:25 pm

Dublin 60
Cook County 0

1st round done...

....some Ga. State AA Football Stats:

SCORING:
1. Dublin (47.6)
2. Calhoun (43.6)
3. Charlton Co (43.3)
4. Buford (42.6)
5. GAC (39.4)
6. Greene Co.(37.9)
7. Pepperell (37.4)
8. Heard Co.(35.2)
9. Fitzgerald (35.0)
10. Early Co.(33.3)

SCORING DEFENSE:
1. Dublin (4.5)
2. Charlton CO. (6.4)
3. Buford (7.9)
4. Calhoun (8.2)
5. Fitzgerald (8.3)
6. GAC (9.1)
7. Swainsboro (9.2)
8. Greene Co. (9.7)
9. Dodge Co. (10.4)
10. Macon Co. (10.5)

SCORING
DIFFERENTIAL:
1. Dublin (+43.1)
2. Charlton Co. (+36.9)
3. Calhoun (+35.4)
4. Buford (+34.7)
5. GAC (+30.3)
6. Greene Co. (+28.2)
7. Fitzgerald (+26.7)
8. Pepperell (+26.4)
9. Lovett (+20.1)
10. WW (+19.3)

Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 11:16 pm

High School football? Who cares?

It's basketball season!

(ahem)

Tom Thompson · Post by **Tom Thompson** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 12:20 am

Alright Tucker, fess up. You'll feel better for it....What happened to the mighty 'ville?

Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 8:23 pm

I'm posting this for the benefit of my good bud "Jaw Ja Wreck" Tom Thompson:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=854eSLKwgDs

I know he's wondering how it's supposed to be done!

(I had to edit and add this one.)

Here's another one on the Southern Collegiate Football Hit Parade:

http://media.putfile.com/Mike-Davis-kno ... on-his-ass

Adams is slated to go as high as 3rd in the first round this spring.

Tom Thompson · Post by **Tom Thompson** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 8:34 pm

Yeah!!.....one of only a few bright spots from the past weekend of football....

and yep, Dublin beat Laney 37-13. 8 teams left...

Tom Thompson · Post by **Tom Thompson** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 1:23 am

Talk about anti-climatic.....

Ga. State AA Football Championship

Dublin 13
Charlton County 13

Co-Champs because Georgia High School Association state championship games do not go to overtime if it's tied at the end of regulation?

Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 3:11 am

This is just for the folks in these parts:

It's called a "Mooooo-ger."

If you ain't from around here then it probably makes no sense whatsoever.

Marty Schaub · Post by **Marty Schaub** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 4:44 pm

Tom,

I share your sentiment. The new high school in our area, Peachtree Ridge, made the state final and were only opened in 2003. They tied at 14 - 14 last night. Bah-Humbug.

Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 4:02 pm

James Brown is dead.

Thank goodness.

Remember James Brown, the Godftather of Soul?

Yeah, I remember James Brown. I remember living in Columbia in the ‘80s and every morning turning on WBBQ-FM out of Augusta to hear about what James did last night. It just wasn’t a good week in the CSRA without a high-speed chase through the streets of Beech Island. It’s a miracle no one was ever killed.

Remember those smug Hollywood clowns looking down their nose at South Carolina because this state had the ‘nads to lock up that reprobate?

Remember the protests? “Free James Brown!”

Yeah. Free the punk to get drunk, get high, get behind the wheel and scream through Aiken County again at 120 mph.

73 years old, a decent entertainer and still a punk. The only thing more worthless than a geriatric punk is the dumb Bee-otch who went back to get hit by the SOB THE SECOND TIME.

Yeah, I remember James Brown. His music lives in his recordings. Other will live now that he can’t get behind the wheel anymore.

Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 5:50 am

So . . . . anyone in Houston wanna discuss some college football?

I'm having a REALLY GOOD DAY!

Rick Stanziale · Post by **Rick Stanziale** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:34 pm

Wesley Tucker wrote:James Brown is dead.

Well they finally hung Saddam Hussein, miss him? He has, after all, been an obsession of American politicians since 1991. Since the Washington media obsess over whatever the politicians obsess over, Saddam's face has adorned our television screens for 14 years. He bears a strong resemblance, by the way, to the late actor Walter Matthau.

Saddam, without a doubt, has gotten more air time and more ink than any dictator in the post-World War II world. Never before has so much attention been lavished on a man who, on the world stage, has always been so insignificant.

Iraq, being a relatively small country, with a population of about 25 million people divided into three quarreling groups, never in its history posed a threat to the world. The demonization of Saddam has always been political bull. The only country Iraq ever conquered was Kuwait, which is a postage stamp of a country.

The Kuwaiti leadership fled in their Mercedes, Rolls-Royces and Cadillacs at the sound of the first shot. I've never forgotten an anonymous quote in a Wall Street Journal story. The reporter had asked someone, apparently a Kuwaiti leader, why he was not fighting for his country. "That is what we have our American slaves for," he is quoted as saying.

The Iraqis fought Iran, much to the glee and with the assistance of the United States, but they lost. And Iraq was never a significant factor in any of the Israeli-Arab wars, all of which Israel won. So Saddam's record was only 1-1, assuming you want to call the invasion of Kuwait a victory. It started in the morning and was over by the afternoon.

The fact that Iraq developed and used chemical weapons in its war with Iran is not significant at all. Those weapons were developed in World War I and were used by both the Allies and the Germans. Iran also used them in the 1980s war. It should be noted, as further proof of the basic dishonesty of the American government, that when the chemical attack so often cited by the Bush administration as proof of Saddam's evil actually occurred, an official U.S. government investigation blamed it on the Iranians.

Saddam entertained us with his phony trial. "Hey, you with the glasses," he shouted, referring to the judge. He asserted that the trial was illegal because our invasion was illegal, and therefore, from a legal standpoint, he still was the president of Iraq. What's funny is that he was right – not that it saved him.

But it really is true that our invasion of Iraq was illegal. Iraq was not at war with us, was not preparing to go to war with us and was not a threat to us. Furthermore, Iraq had complied with United Nations resolutions and gotten rid of its weapons of mass destruction, despite the torrent of lies to the contrary that the Bush administration unleashed.

We committed what international law forbids – a war of aggression. And it is true that American invaders are, in effect, trying Saddam. The law and the courts were set up during the occupational government, and the judges were trained by Americans. Saddam was arrested by Americans and held in prison by Americans. It will go down in history as an American-sponsored kangaroo court.

Nobody should misconstrue any of this as a claim that Saddam was not a killer and a thug. He most certainly was. He was known as the Butcher of Baghdad even in the days when the United States government supported him. The U.S. government has supported a lot of killers and thugs, and if it continues its imperialistic foreign policy, it will keep on doing so because our foreign policy completely lacks any morality.

The irony is that a two-bit dictator in a six-bit country has provided American politicians with the opportunity to forever soil America's reputation. We are now considered by most of the world as a rogue nation. Thus Saddam, as he stepped up to the gallows, took perverse pleasure in the fact that he was the cause, though inadvertently, of great and lasting damage to the United States.

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originally posted 12/10/2005 on antiwar.com by Charley Reese - edited and reprinted without permission by 66

Paul Graf · Post by **Paul Graf** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 6:27 pm

There are 2 other drunk driving punks (criminals) still on the loose. G. W. Bush (our alcoholic & cokehead president ) & DICK Cheney, who got arrested twice for drunk driving in WY.
At Least Mr. Brown served his time and gave us some great music. You can't say the same for the 2 other idiots. The only music they create are 2,9997 renditions of TAPS.

thomas edenton · Post by **thomas edenton** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 1:38 am

What's the sound of a Tater crying? Mmmoooooooo.

Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 3:22 am

Thomas,

Any thing new on the Piggly Wiggly parking lot?

thomas edenton · Post by **thomas edenton** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 3:05 am

Hi, Wes. Nothing new with the parking lot other than yes- definately outlaw and Sundays are low (if any) volume. Pavement is pretty smooth with no gouges or cracks. The slope is slightly steeper than Summerville and definately longer with room at the end to check off some speed. The section I'm looking at could have a course set with banking to the right and room for dual. Everytime I come home from a garage session downtown I pass this lot and think about how appropriate it would be to skate it.

I'm also going to check out Owens Field to see if there are any potentials there. It has been a long time since I've been there so the terrain is pretty much unknown. On the plus side there is an outdoor skatepark at Owens.

If you (or anyone else) would clue me in on how to post a pic I'll definately post some lot pics. I'll also post them on Silverfish in the "Places to Skate" thread.

Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:25 pm

Bammers are SO STUPID. They could have saved themselves $2 Million a year hiring ME to coach the Tide. I'm sure I could have won 8 games with the crew Shula left behind.

Nope. $4 Million a year for a guy who loses to Spurrier by 35 points a game. I would have gladly done it for half that.

Well, make that $3 Million. It would take at least an extra Mil to get me to move to Tuscaloosa!

Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 6:43 pm

I'm stoking the rumor mill a little bit this afternoon.

There's a rumor going around here in the South that Atlanta Falcons ownder Arthur Blank is considering someone who is very defensive minded to take over the team. After Jim Mora's inability to get the most out of John Abraham & Co., it's believed that defense is the key to Atlanta getting back to the Super Bowl. The offense is sporadic but the Falcons are tied to Vick no matter what.

One of the most effective defenses year in and year out over the past few years has been the Eagles. Despite all the turmoil with McNabb, T.O. and just being in Philadelphia, the Eagles can keep people out of the end zone. Even after losing their starting quarterback the Eagles kept right on and took the Eastern Division into the playoffs by the defense controlling Eli Manning, Tiki Barber and a few others.

The rumor is of course that Philadelphia is looking at Eagles Defensive Coordinator Jim Johnson as head coach.

Now, I know some of you will read this and say, "what in God's name does all this have to do with Slalom Skateboarding? This is so far off topic as to be almost reprehensible!"

Well, it is related to slalom skateboarding.

I'm just not going to say how.

Like I said, it's a rumor.

Chris Favero · Post by **Chris Favero** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:46 pm

i have to think they are taking a long look at ron rivera(defensive co-rdfor the bears)also.are not defensive co-ord almost always the top pick for any NFL head coaching job anyway?look at my man ,lovie smith.now if we just had quarterback......................
cf

Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:10 am

Wesley Tucker wrote:I'm stoking the rumor mill a little bit this afternoon.

There's a rumor going around here in the South that Atlanta Falcons ownder Arthur Blank is considering someone who is very defensive minded to take over the team.

Well, so much for that.

Blank hired Bobby Petrino out of The University Of Louisville.

It was fun while it lasted!

Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:17 pm

Q: How does Ohio State University win in January?
A: They avoid playing the Southeastern Conference!

If you look up "beat down" in the dictionary, you'll find a picture of Jim Tressel.

Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:13 am

This is courtesy of my boy, Sheldon Brown, USC Class of 2002:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrGae6V_JvI

I know. In the long run N'awlins got the last laugh, but this is one for the AGES!

Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:26 pm

A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Faluijiah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. The Marine reported, "I was moving north along the highway here, and coming south was this heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and we both took cover in the ditches along the road. "I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scum bag, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal drunk."

"So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!"

"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us"

Mac Newman · Post by **Mac Newman** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:15 am

Wesley Tucker wrote:A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Faluijiah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. The Marine reported, "I was moving north along the highway here, and coming south was this heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and we both took cover in the ditches along the road. "I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scum bag, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal drunk."

"So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!"

"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us"

That was a good one.

Marty Schaub · Post by **Marty Schaub** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:49 am

Thanks Tuck. I needed a laugh and that was a really good laugh.

Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 2:12 am

Here's another one:

http://www.recoilmag.com/news/area_husb ... _0702.html

I'm not saying anything. I just promise you'll laugh so hard you'll cry.

Rick Stanziale · Post by **Rick Stanziale** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 1:11 pm

what this says:

Chris Favero · Post by **Chris Favero** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:01 pm

'Area husband pretends to give a shit '
yea,i never really worked on that skill.maybe because i was usually laying on the couch.cf

Frank Henn · Post by **Frank Henn** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 7:24 pm

Thank god skateboards dont talk

Tom Thompson · Post by **Tom Thompson** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:34 am

Aarrrrgggghhhh....Walt Sabbath

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G24jvEHUU8c

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG1oAHy74Ps

Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:44 pm

There's just so much good stuff out there and it has to be passed along:

CLICK! CLACK!

Rick Stanziale · Post by **Rick Stanziale** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:17 pm

Jonathan Harms · Post by **Jonathan Harms** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:48 pm

Rick Stanziale wrote:http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/co ... 00479.html

Reminds me of my favorite blooper headline: "Iraqi Head Seeks Arms"

Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 10:01 pm

Was this a great weekend of college baseball OR WHAT?

Somebody ask Tom Edenton is he's awake.

What a great way to win: humiliate them at their house and come from behind to breakt their stinkin' orange hearts here in Game 2.

Life is SWEET.

#2 with a bullet. That Vandy series at the end of month may just be for all the marbles.

Mike Ohm · Post by **Mike Ohm** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:25 pm

DHB's have a good time on the 16th and 17th. Wish I could be there.

Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 4:06 am

Brad Delp died today. He was 55.

EVERYBODY has a copy of BOSTON.

EVERYBODY knows LONG TIME.

EVERYBODY knows MORE THAN A FEELING.

EVERYBODY knows HITCH A RIDE.

Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:25 pm

A little home town skate news:

http://www.pandcads.com/videos/mediaSelector.html

When the window pops up select

Skateboarding Video A police officer confronts a skateboarder at a downtown fountain [3/20/07]

I'm not going to say anything. Just watch it for yourself. The location is Charleston's Waterfront Park. I've skated there many times myself.

Jonathan Harms · Post by **Jonathan Harms** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 10:08 pm

The guy with the camera sounded kind of like "Puberty Boy" from the Simpsons!

And it was a nice nosewheelie until he got shoved into the bushes...

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