"the dark side of the cone"

Joe Iacovelli · Post by **Joe Iacovelli** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 6:51 am

So, are they like married now?

Christian Simsuangco · Post by **Christian Simsuangco** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 7:49 am

just engaged. who wears the pants in the relationship?

Jeff Goad · Post by **Jeff Goad** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 1:55 pm

D.F.L.

Joe Iacovelli · Post by **Joe Iacovelli** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 5:42 pm

What happened to the Jeffy Aki True Friends 4 Ever picture?

It was infinitely more disturbing then the animal porn.

Mary Hessler and I are getting matching Salvador Dali paintings on the other cheek in Athens.

Everybody is doing it. C'mon!

Eddy Martinez · Post by **Eddy Martinez** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 5:31 am

NO JOE, IT IS THE MULLET MAN, THE MULLET IS IN. LONG LIVE THE 80'S MAN. YOUR AMIGO EDDY THE TEXAS MULLET.

Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 3:13 am

terry kirby wrote: I need a med stiff unlimited. My Med is a little too soft for me. TK

You know, Hombre', drop about 15 pounds and that board will stiffen up in no time! Lay off the pork chops and fried clams and you might find you have the perfect flex.

(How's that for mixing up the dark side and true slalom insight?)

Matthew Wilson · Post by **Matthew Wilson** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 2:01 pm

Wesley Tucker wrote:
terry kirby wrote: I need a med stiff unlimited. My Med is a little too soft for me. TK
You know, Hombre', drop about 15 pounds and that board will stiffen up in no time! Lay off the pork chops and fried clams and you might find you have the perfect flex.

(How's that for mixing up the dark side and true slalom insight?)

DAMN, Wes just smacked you down, TK!

Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 2:19 am

Andy Bittner wrote: Let's say Bruce Brewington, the style-meister,

Decreed by WHOM?

Andy Bittner · Post by **Andy Bittner** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 3:19 am

Dude! Who said anything about a decree? I speak for myself and myself alone, and when it comes to style, Bruce Brewington's got it all over you, Wesley. Just because you ride parallel doesn't automatically mean you have style. When Bruce rides, it looks like he's stealthily sneaking up on someone; a smooth, cat-like slink. When you ride, it looks like you're trying to look, and are convinced that you are, stylish. Furthermore, what does style matter when it comes to winning races. You and I need to have a parallel-stance race. I'm still pretty sure I'd smoke you. That's a good thing too, because when it comes to style... I have none.

Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 4:27 am

Bruce Brewington has style. It's a style reminiscent of a little old lady crossing the street pushing a shopping cart. The difference being the old lady GETS HER ARMS UP!

Andy Bittner · Post by **Andy Bittner** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 4:33 am

...and what is the flapping of the arms other than an extraneous misexpenditure of energy. As you can see from the avatar on my post I'm not a proponent of the flustered bird look anyway.

Rich Stephens · Post by **Rich Stephens** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 5:35 am

Yes! How about a .1 penalty for everytime an arm swings above one's chest and .5 if it goes above the head? This ain't speed ice-skating - we have a style rep to live up to, ha!

Although John Gilmour has pointed out to me (in email advice - thanks John!) that arm action would indeed make a skinny guy like me faster, I still can't help but think that there are more important things in life than being faster!

I think I just remembered why I like surfing more than skateboarding...

Jonathan Harms · Post by **Jonathan Harms** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 5:45 pm

Aki von Glasow, add .5 seconds to your time--and go sit in the corner as well.

John Gilmour · Post by **John Gilmour** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 9:36 pm

The Dark Side of the Scone.

One day a scone was upset because he wanted to become a
Bagel so he entered a contest deemed a bagel contest,
unfortunately he put in a doughnut level performance.

Later he decided he was bagel because in his area he
was one of the best even though one
other doughnut, M. Toomuch, was better than him. Later another donut
took over his "snack scene" and
became a Bagel.

Since the scone always wanted to be a bagel but couldn't
become a bagel he doesn't want to be thought of as a
non bagel so his newest idea is to abolish the bagel
class and make us all doughnuts.

Yet still he will not race with the doughnuts. Because he is a scone.

Scone

Main Entry: scone
Pronunciation: 'skOn, 'skän
Function: noun
Etymology: A doughnut who scorns those who
run cones faster than him. SCone + cONE = SCONE

Start racing again.
-it's not how you finish- it's that you play the game.

Donald Campbell · Post by **Donald Campbell** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 7:28 pm

here's some evidence of a british poo-bear,captured from behind,notice the brownish/yellow stain on the baggy.
which dark secret lures behind the cloth?
is this fellow pissing at the tourists,or what else is his left hand trying to do?
since i am half-british too,i won't reveal the young lad's name,but let me say this:"may he rot in shame"

Sam Gordon · Post by **Sam Gordon** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 4:37 pm

I dunno. Bit of fake tan and Lance Armstrong'd be jealous of those legs.

Besides, it looks like the fine upstanding lad is just passing a sporting 'doughnut au chocolat.' Nothing wrong with a bit of weight saving. As Tommy Steele in polite society once enquired, "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and an dog do on three legs?"

Hmmm....

Sam Gordon · Post by **Sam Gordon** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 4:39 pm

...remember what Steiff do to naughty German bears:

Joe Iacovelli · Post by **Joe Iacovelli** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 4:57 pm

Sam,

I want to thank you for keeping this forum fresh. You Brits are OK by me. Warm beer, Lulu, Football riots, Benny Hill, and now loads of poopoo jokes. Woo hoo!

Are you the same guy that was talking to me so enthusiastically about his garden at the Paris race. Bit of a Jekyl and Hyde, huh? Wait, those two guys are British too, right?

I can't be in Morro this year. I'll miss racing with you and discussing the merits of Slough based sitcoms. Good luck and remember your sunscreen.

Yer pal,
Joe

Sam Gordon · Post by **Sam Gordon** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 5:30 pm

That'll be the same chap, Joe. It's a shame that you won't be at Morro this year; I was rather hoping for a bit of competition in the 'genteel' category of slalom racing.

As for my garden, I have now allowed it to be taken over by nasturtiums and molluscs. Up until the end of July, the latter beasts are bagged up in polythene, taken out front and anchored to the base of a bucket of water.

Tends to bring the blighters out of their shells a little.

The survivors have free rein for the second half of the year, after the flowering season.

By the way Slough sends this message of victory:

Thanks for the tips, I hope all's well over your side of the Atlantic and I trust that we shall 'cross swords' again sometime soon!

As best wishes as this forum allows,

Sam

Joe Iacovelli · Post by **Joe Iacovelli** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 5:45 pm

Sam Gordon wrote:I trust that we shall 'cross swords' again sometime soon!

Sam

That reminds me, I forgot to credit you guys for Oscar Wilde, Evelyn Waugh, and Wham.

Joe

Sam Gordon · Post by **Sam Gordon** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 6:03 pm

Yup. Thanks for sending those guys back in one piece. There is one, however, that New York held on to:

"Looks like the weather's perfect for skating again, my dears."

Donald Campbell · Post by **Donald Campbell** » Wed Sep 29, 2004 8:56 pm

a picture says more than a thousand words

Sam Gordon · Post by **Sam Gordon** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 9:10 pm

I can see only three words in that picture - 'DAMN/ FINE and BLOKE.'
Which means that there must be 997 equally complimentary on the back. Presumably right next to a large pile of misplaced daggers.

Sometimes you can have too much of a good thing. Let's see no more please, Mr Campbell.

Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 6:17 pm

Jonathan Harms wrote: . . . Now if only I could understand spoken French! The only words I recognized were slalom, skater, competition and ordinaire!

Slalom: what we do
Skater: who we are
Competition: where we go
Ordinaire: Why was Vlad discussed in this interview?

Jeff Goad · Post by **Jeff Goad** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 1:51 am

gOAd!

Paul Keleher · Post by **Paul Keleher** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 10:10 am

Jeff,

Looking at the clip at the bottom of your post, surely a more acurate statement would be

Xmas with the GoNads!!

have a good one

Paul K

Jeff Goad · Post by **Jeff Goad** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 7:24 am

Post rating privileges pulled

Jeff Goad · Post by **Jeff Goad** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 5:18 pm

I guess you never grow out of stupid.

i pissed some people off with this one

Jack Smith · Post by **Jack Smith** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 2:48 am

I know you're a better person than this.

Slappy Maxwell · Post by **Slappy Maxwell** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 5:42 am

Yeah Goad. Only a prick would post something that stoopid.

Dan Mitchell · Post by **Dan Mitchell** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 12:46 pm

Is that KMG??

Sam Gordon · Post by **Sam Gordon** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 7:37 pm

You forget a lot of things in Winter time. The above picture somehow reminded me that I need to get in touch with Wild Bill and pick up a new pair of wristguards:

And maybe some padded pants.

Jeff Goad · Post by **Jeff Goad** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 4:01 pm

Post rejected -- member ban in effect.

Peter Klang · Post by **Peter Klang** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 8:57 pm

Jeff man, are you coming to Stockholm or are you going to be all adamich on me?
To all others, Merry Christmas and a happy great new skateboard year.

Jeff, Merry x-mas on u 2.

Jeff Goad · Post by **Jeff Goad** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 2:22 am

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Henry Julier · Post by **Henry Julier** » Sat Jan 01, 2005 10:47 pm

Is Goad the new Arab nowadays?

Eddy Martinez · Post by **Eddy Martinez** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 6:29 am

"The Daggers know who they are. And if you ask if you are a Dagger. You are definately not a DAGGER." Jeff Goad. Saint Louis Daggers.

Richy Carrasco · Post by **Richy Carrasco** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 3:56 am

Hey cool, I didnt know you guys were Dodger Fans!!!!!!!!!

Adam Trahan · Post by **Adam Trahan** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 2:09 am

Goad: Bow to no man, don't let the KOOK f#@k with you, get over it.

Nec aspera terrent.

[a thought]

I've always wanted to have a contest.

A race, each of us gets to pick out a sport, each of us races each other in their chosen sport.

I would choose, hmm, speed gliding...

Darwin would win.

Cheers you pink pussy cat.

Jeff Goad · Post by **Jeff Goad** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 7:40 pm

banned over there, post pulled over here. goodbye and f#@k you all!

From: Jani Soderhall
To: Jeff Goad
Posted: 28 Dec 2004 17:32
Subject: Strong opinions
Jeff,

I've had some reactions on your recent posts and would like to ask you to be more careful with the content and language of your posts.

I hope you understand.

...but apart from that thank's for being part of the regulars!

/Jani

Jack Smith · Post by **Jack Smith** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 12:05 am

One of the best times I ever had at a slalom race was when I attended Goad's race in St. Louis. Jeff picked me up at the airport at midnight and drove me to my motel. The race venue was in a beautiful park, the course sweet, the pavement excellent and the positive vibe was off the scale.

That being said I would like to see Jeff put his great energy to a more positve use in our little world of slalom skateboarding.

Jeff, you can do some great things for slalom!

Jack

PS - This is my least favorite forum on the site.

Eddy Martinez · Post by **Eddy Martinez** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 4:54 am

I second the motion Goad put on a First Class race. St Louis was a blast the asphalt was pristine at Tower Grove Park. I remember telling my teamate Marcos " this is like the Sex Pistols meet the Grateful Dead. We all came together because we wanted to skate. It was because one bro wanted to pull off a slalom contest, and skaters from all parts of the country attended. Jeff Goad pulled off a contest that was run in a professional manner. I was totally bummed when a 52 year old Dave Larson from Minnesota fell and broke his collar bone on practice Friday. The dude was making the course clean in 22 seconds. His words to me were " I could have been a contender'" We miss you Dave. Those of you who don't know Jeff what can I say. At the Worlds Championship last year the bro had fire in his eyes, a smile for everyone he met, those of us who know him saw the Goad who has the competitive edge he showed at the first Luna Slalom Jam. He came very close to beating Vlad at that race. Look forward to seeing you at the top of the Hill Goad in 2005. Your Amigo Eddy Texas Outlaws.

Christopher Bara · Post by **Christopher Bara** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 8:44 pm

That being said....Jeff......will there be a race in St Lou this year?.....let me know so we can plan on being there....we'll make a few trips this year, and that'd be one of them

Joe Iacovelli · Post by **Joe Iacovelli** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 9:59 pm

terry kirby wrote:Got some smack to talk, do it here.
Need to confess a slalom sin, do it here.
Wanna bet, do it here.
This thread is where it gets down and dirty.

Jack,

This has historically been my favorite fourm, I think it's degenerated though to something it was never inteded to be, a spot for discussions of any consequence what-so-ever. I've challenged and been challenged here. I baited my arch nemesis into wearing a dress here.

In short, it has been fun. I'd like to see that return.

Joe

Joe Iacovelli · Post by **Joe Iacovelli** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 10:09 pm

Eddy,

We need more racers like you,

s....l....o......w.

Another item I like about you is that you arn't Marcos Soulstifling Monroe. Man that guy wins one race and there is no living with him. Tell him I'll see him in Athens, damn sandbagger.

Also me and Ben of Wicked Chowda were sporting our TX Outlaw shirts at Rye. You were correct, chicks dig em.

xxxooo
Joe

Joe Iacovelli · Post by **Joe Iacovelli** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 10:15 pm

Just an example.

Love ya Eddy. Snows on the lawn, no outside races for months. This is a terrific outlet.

I'd tell you why I don't like Goad, but he's not around to hear it. No point.

Joe

PS - Eddy - You talk like the Frito Bandito.

Eddy Martinez · Post by **Eddy Martinez** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 4:44 am

Joe you BASTARD calling Marcos my heterosexual friend/teamate last name Monroe. And forget it buddy you can't bait me into wearing dress in 2005. Even though I have more muscular legs than Henry. Look forward to seeing you bros at the races this year. So Goad is there a race in Saint Louis this year? I know we our having one in TEXAS FEB 25-26 details to follow Oralle vatos I weel see joo mas later. Frito Bandito huh I thought I looked more like an hispanic version of Edward James Olmos. Love You Joe. Eddy El Texas Outlaws.

Joe Iacovelli · Post by **Joe Iacovelli** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 5:05 am

Eddy Martinez wrote: Frito Bandito huh I thought I looked more like an hispanic version of Edward James Olmos.

Now thats darkside!

Love you too, man.

Nick Krest · Post by **Nick Krest** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 5:32 am

Joe Iacovelli wrote:I baited my arch nemesis into wearing a dress here.

You have an arch-nemesis? What are you, Batman?

Eddy Martinez · Post by **Eddy Martinez** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 6:28 am

And whats with the armor plating you were. Could it be a bra perhaps? The way I see it they should call you Joe Suckinyourbelly. Mucho Amor mi Amigo. Eddy Texas Outlaws.

Join the ISSA 25 cone series. One cyber race every second month!

Regular sessions allow newbies to join our community and discover slalom racing.

"the dark side of the cone"

little girls like you

Style!

Raising your arms above your head=bad style? No way!

The dark side of the Scone.

those filthy brits were at it again in antibes

Love a bit of pissenshit, ja!

...and before you answer...

shooting for melons

Can I have a copy for the folks back home?

Come on Jeff

ncdsa adam

Dodgers!

Goad Good