"the dark side of the cone"

Eric Groff · Post by **Eric Groff** » Wed Feb 05, 2003 4:48 am

John-Could you please define "Begineer Slalom" and tell us all the begineer slalom courses you traveled to last year.

John Gilmour · Post by **John Gilmour** » Thu Feb 06, 2003 6:02 pm

This is...the dark side.

Brian Morris · Post by **Brian Morris** » Thu Feb 06, 2003 8:59 pm

Kilt???!?!?!?! A kilt is no dress.

Brian

Andy Bittner · Post by **Andy Bittner** » Fri Feb 07, 2003 12:25 am

Correct, Brian. A kilt is NOT a dress. Growing up with a father who played drums in a bagpipe band, I wore a kilt regularly, when I was much younger. I still have occasion to wear one from time to time. As a bagpiper, I happen to know that Paul Dunn wears a kilt on occasions as well.

It seems to me the bet was... lose and wear a DRESS, not lose and dress like the 2002 FCR Series Champion. Nice try though, Henry.

Brian Morris · Post by **Brian Morris** » Fri Feb 07, 2003 5:50 am

I will do much searching, and declare the loser between Joe I and Henry J must wear a wedding dress, and take a losers lap in said wedding dress, veil and all.

Brian

Henry Julier · Post by **Henry Julier** » Mon Feb 10, 2003 3:33 am

It just occured to me that if I wore a kilt I would look like a tool.

http://www.hector-russell.com/kilts1.html

Henry J... SO hot right now.

John Gilmour · Post by **John Gilmour** » Mon Feb 10, 2003 4:59 pm

Henry J. - those kilts are certainly not you.

Jean Paul Gautier might not be to your liking or budget and Betsy Johnson might clash with your coloring (besides, it's soooo 80's), perhaps for your clean cut New England Upbringing- a classic Ann Taylor look might do it. It's a far more serious look.

If you are looking for being a bit playful there are some "Hello Kitty" outfits available.

For accents you might try a Daniel Franc purse, and Lancome is hinting at a new teen line of cosmetics this year priced for cost conscious skaters.

You had better practice- Try those long linoleum hallways late at night (after curfew)- of course you'll have to sneak out....and if you don't want to get caught you'll need to buy some night vision goggles

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... gory=29955

off of ebay. Basic black is de rigeur.

Whats worse....looking like an espionage agent that skates, or "Skateaway Barbie"?

If you get busted.....you have a hell of a good excuse, you can say I put you up to it.....and that you don't want to be Deerfields 1st Cross dressing alum. LOL

Henry Julier · Post by **Henry Julier** » Mon Feb 10, 2003 6:36 pm

I was thinking Burberry or Hermès.

OR

I could find a tight fitting European T shirt, with odd colors and a indecipherable logo, some tight leather pants, and a playboy belt.

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John Gilmour · Post by **John Gilmour** » Mon Feb 10, 2003 9:10 pm

But that wouldn't be a dress.

So you can't wear that.

But I tell you what....when the snow melts...I'll come out and run some cones with you at Deerfield.

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Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Mon Feb 10, 2003 9:25 pm

Yeah, it's not like Henry has to be effeminate! :razz:

Henry Julier · Post by **Henry Julier** » Mon Feb 10, 2003 11:14 pm

no comment.

Sarah Howell · Post by **Sarah Howell** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 6:30 am

Hey all-
As most know Henry J is coming down in March.
He'll be needing to practice the cones before racein (or trying to) with the pros.

Beside that fact he owes me a Frogger rematch. I got my playstation read Henrny. Are you?
Hint: never let henry win, It'll get to his head

Sarah Howell · Post by **Sarah Howell** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 6:31 am

Ready

Eric Groff · Post by **Eric Groff** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 10:25 am

Sarah,
You go girl with that trash talk!!!!
You been reading to many of my posts!

Good Job
Arab

Sarah Howell · Post by **Sarah Howell** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 6:44 pm

Arab-
You gotta talk trash in the slalom world...Im fottball too thats where i learned it from. :razz:

Sarah Howell · Post by **Sarah Howell** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 6:45 pm

I cant spell crap.... in ** football**

Eric Groff · Post by **Eric Groff** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 7:12 pm

Skate Chicks Rule!
Football Chicks Kick Ass!
Girls Rock!
Especially ones that can spit,burp,fart and beat up little boys.

Sarah if your every picking teams, I wanna be on your team!!!

Sarah Howell · Post by **Sarah Howell** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 9:46 pm

Arab-
I'd love to have you on my team...How fun.
I also do enjoy beating up little boys (im not scared off big ones niether) so anyone can jsut BRING it on.
Love always
Ickchick

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Sarah Howell · Post by **Sarah Howell** » Wed Feb 26, 2003 1:34 am

Hey all
Havent got any respon from my last post, guess your all scaredy cats. But what could a sweet little girl like me do to any of you much older , much uglier, and much smarter guys? i really dont know, do you?
ickchick

Eric Groff · Post by **Eric Groff** » Wed Feb 26, 2003 8:12 am

Sarah-I got 5 bucks sez you can take Henry J down in an Arm Wrestling match.

Any takers?

Whats wrong with being older and uglier, I wish I was smarter then you though.

Arab

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Henry Julier · Post by **Henry Julier** » Wed Feb 26, 2003 2:44 pm

it's on

Sarah Howell · Post by **Sarah Howell** » Wed Feb 26, 2003 4:00 pm

hey
HEY i never said anything about a arm wrestling contest!!! i mean i'm not scared but through my beauty and brains, i admiit arm wrestling isnt my thing, and i dont want to haveta get henrys hopes ups since he will be riding with the SSS boys, if he goes and beats me he will feel overly confindent!!! :'( sad to say i know but when he loses to those SSS boys he'll come to my house cryin, and i dont him to blame me! you all see??
Ickchick

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Sarah Howell · Post by **Sarah Howell** » Sun Mar 02, 2003 12:47 am

I just posted on Eric Groffs Gong show, it is quite popular good job there Eric Groff.. I got some new CDs' one is simple plan, No Pads, No Helmets, Just Balls thought you all would like that one

Eric Groff · Post by **Eric Groff** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 7:41 am

Sarah- That is funny! No Pads No Helmets Just Balls!

Kinda like most the guys on skateboard forums

No Balls, Just Pads and Helmets.

Henry Julier · Post by **Henry Julier** » Wed Mar 05, 2003 3:50 pm

Hey ARAB-

When I told my sis that she was gonna be riding and learning slalom on the same board that 2 of the most badass slalomers ride, she was like "AWESOME!"

Maybe you can give her a lesson at La Costa 03- we are taking a family vacation there for the fcr race and for other things.

Henry

Troy Smart · Post by **Troy Smart** » Wed Mar 05, 2003 11:45 pm

Please, this is the dark side.
Please refrain from making any non-derogatory posts.

You Suck,

Troy

Henry Julier · Post by **Henry Julier** » Thu Mar 06, 2003 1:10 am

Here's something dark-

Someday I'm going to be better than all of you!

COMBINED!

HA!

Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Thu Mar 06, 2003 1:12 am

Joe,

I don't know if you're aware of this, but probably by G3, Troy's adoption of John Gilmour should be finalized.

It's not that John needed a new family, he was just tired of his mail always chasing him around.

Tell Nick he's got 60 days to get ready for John "Troy Jr." Gilmour.

Sarah Howell · Post by **Sarah Howell** » Thu Mar 06, 2003 1:51 am

Henry J-
I doubt that you could beat all of them combined....In fact i doubt you could beat Lauran Gorden (she awesome)Do you really think you can get that good, so fast??

~Ickchick~

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Henry Julier · Post by **Henry Julier** » Thu Mar 06, 2003 2:06 am

That's why I said SOMEDAY

SMART ONE!

In a few days, we'll see if you have the guts to dis me face to face...

Sarah Howell · Post by **Sarah Howell** » Thu Mar 06, 2003 2:14 am

I will DIS YOU FACE TO FACE!!!!! You can be beyond dised when i BEAT YOU AGAIN in frogger you will sink in the pressure. Cuz I have the power of practice, in frogger and Lauran has the practice in slalom and you dont cuz you are like knee high in SNOW... HA!! So thats why I put 5 bucks on Lauran kicking butt, cuz she,ll beat you by a mile!

~ickchick~

Troy Smart · Post by **Troy Smart** » Thu Mar 06, 2003 2:54 am

You're on Joe.
I can taste that sweet malt liquor already!
My kid will make yours cry like a little baby!
Right now he's downing a half dozen raw eggs after bench pressing his little brother about 500 times.
Be afraid.

Hey Wesley, I don't know what that Gilmour stuff's all about but you just made the list buddy!

Wesley Tucker · Post by **Wesley Tucker** » Thu Mar 06, 2003 3:13 am

That's great. I haven't been on a list since my eligibility for Selective Service expired.

Brian Morris · Post by **Brian Morris** » Thu Mar 06, 2003 3:17 am

Wow, malt liquor and beef jerkey as currency!!!! Who wants to bet, I got a bottle of Kiwi-Lime Mad Dog 20/20, a 40 of Steel Reserve and a bag of jerkey to bet with. Who wants to go!!!!

Brian

Sarah Howell · Post by **Sarah Howell** » Tue Mar 11, 2003 9:42 pm

Why are you guys betting on liquor and jerky, I say break out the cash. Whats the use though, having little kids forced to fight, :'( . If they wanna fight watch, if the dont fight yourselfs

It could be twice the fun too!

~Ickchick~

PS: And if you do fight yourselfs make sure I am there and your wives don't find out!!

Matthew Wilson · Post by **Matthew Wilson** » Wed Mar 12, 2003 3:19 pm

I still think that Cones should be the only "sanctioned" form of currency allowed amongst slalomers when betting. If you go home with no cones, then you suck, need to buy more cones, practice, and race more.

Liquor? Jerkey? even Money...these things are fine, but for some reason going home without cones is much more fightening to me than having to buy a bottle of booze for someone. I mean don't get me wrong, taking someone's cash is fine too, but using cones seems to add some sort of legitimacy to the game, and it also provides a visible trophy that entitles you to bragging rights. Show up to a race or practice with a stack of cones 8 feet high and people will be burning when they realize that some of those cones were once theirs. I even think that people might get a little OCD about it...which is what this community needs if it is going to grow continually.

Brian Morris · Post by **Brian Morris** » Wed Mar 12, 2003 4:30 pm

I like sticking to booze and jerkey. Alas....I don't have any "real" cones, I just use Solo Cups. Does anybody know which Turner is selling cones? of if they still do? I saw a site somewhere on the net that was selling old Tracker cones for 5 bucks a cone.

Brian

Henry Julier · Post by **Henry Julier** » Wed Mar 12, 2003 9:45 pm

Brian-

3dm is selling the cones.

Sarah- In 24 hours I'll be kicking your ass in frogger... after Rick and I drill and grip my new Flattie!

AHAHAHAHAHAH!

Henry

Sarah Howell · Post by **Sarah Howell** » Thu Mar 13, 2003 3:36 am

HENRY J YOU ONLY WISH YOU COULD KICK MY @$$ IN FROGGER CUZ YOU KNOW YOURS IS GONNA BE HURTING REAL BAD lol HAVE FUN DREAMIN' about beating me, CUZ IT WONT HAPPEN!!!!!!!

Sara
~ickchick~
PS henry is such a beep beep beep

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Eric Groff · Post by **Eric Groff** » Thu Mar 13, 2003 8:36 am

Sarah-You talk Smack better then most grown men! I would not want to play you in Frogger! First off I dont even know what it is? and secondly I couldnt live with myself knowing I got my butt kicked by some little girl in anything.

Henry- dont do it! dont even play her frogger, if you lose you will be the laughing stalk to all of MANkind.

Adam Trahan · Post by **Adam Trahan** » Thu Mar 13, 2003 3:48 pm

Frogger?

Now you are talking my language. Back in the early 80's at our local ASU "Devil House" club where "New Wave" was epitomized to the masses of the Phoenix Metro area of the time, there was a Frogger video machine. I remember listening to many live acts while playing Frogger way back when.

I'm an old fart and I think I can take you in Frogger no problem, been there, done that.

Matthew Wilson · Post by **Matthew Wilson** » Thu Mar 13, 2003 4:01 pm

Adam--
Frogger has come a long way since Atari, man. I used to rock at Atari Frogger, but then I played Nintendo Frogger, and even Frogger for the PC. It just ain't the same. It is all about understanding the response time of your controls. Oh, and I think that the logs sink more often in the new Frogger than the arcade version that you know so well.
I would never take on any person under the age of 16 in a video game war, dude. For some reason it is just hard coded in today's youth to just be good at all things digital.

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Adam Trahan · Post by **Adam Trahan** » Thu Mar 13, 2003 5:01 pm

Frogger is as Frogger does...

I have two kids ages 5-10 and they anhilate me in Kelly Slater's Pro Surfer and Tony Hawk 4 all the time. I can dig what you are saying about the code.

Their little fingers are flyin.

adam

Sarah Howell · Post by **Sarah Howell** » Fri Mar 14, 2003 1:45 am

hey all
Frogger is a game for playstation/playstation 2 HEHE and today/tomrrow/the next day to, i will kick henrys @$$ hard every time he will go and cry s.

~ickchick~

Sarah Howell · Post by **Sarah Howell** » Fri Mar 14, 2003 4:00 am

hey all-

Henry and I's Frogger champs. is coming up soon tis 6:52 now it shall start at 7:00, I won the frist round!! YAY!! hehe ok.. WE wiill keep and post up our final results they shouldnt be any surprise

~ickchick~

Eric Groff · Post by **Eric Groff** » Fri Mar 14, 2003 6:06 pm

Who Won!!!

Who Won!!!

Henry for the sake of all Malekind, tell me you didnt lose to a little girl!!!!!!

Brian Morris · Post by **Brian Morris** » Fri Mar 14, 2003 6:53 pm

I got a bag of jerkey and a bottle of MD20/20 that says Sara destroyed Henry J in frogger.

Brian

Matthew Wilson · Post by **Matthew Wilson** » Fri Mar 14, 2003 7:19 pm

Brain, I say Sarah beat Henry too. On another note, do you want to go 1/2 on some Turner cones? I think I can swign $25, but certainly not $50.

Let me know.

Matt
matt@vasocreta.com

Brian Morris · Post by **Brian Morris** » Fri Mar 14, 2003 9:13 pm

Yeah Matt, that sounds good. I gotta get some more cash for the gathering first, but when I reach my amount ill throw in for some cones.
I'm gonna be riding down with Marc casue he lives like 20 minutes away from me. Whats up with the hotel and stuff? Are you still going with henry j?

Brian

Henry Julier · Post by **Henry Julier** » Sat Mar 15, 2003 3:32 am

The Frogger tournament has NOT begun.

Sarah is babysitting.

The battle begins tomorrow!

Henry

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