ISSA - International Slalom Skateboarding Association

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1.How is it that I'm always rehabing and never do drugs?

2. Get out of 52nd place- dropped from 3rd to 52nd. Missing one season was okay and didn't affect my points, but don't miss two- or your place will plummet.

3. I'm Getting a new knee- bone chips getting removed, cartilidge is getting cloned and injected- chiropractor, massage thereapist, Physical Therapist trainer- but no mood crystals- can't go there.

4. I must take a leave of absence from my job working for OSI Office of Scientific intelligence (it's headquarters is cleverly disguised as a Bang and Olufsen store) and start runnning cones. These new limbs should be good for 7cps.

5. To Design some new exciting gear that is so good everyone will be forced to get it.

And I hear that a healthy Gilmour is a scary Gilmour. At least that's what Joe I tells me.

Seriously, from the look on everyone's face when you ran cones at the Farm, it appears that your return has been highly anticipated. Go kill 06.

John Gilmour wrote:...
5. To Design some new exciting gear that is so good everyone will be forced to get it.

- dito!

- but most important: to get my family back together and being a father to my son.

- i don´t care about my rankings but i´ll try to show up on some slalom and dh races if there is time.
(at least i´ll try to keep up (or maybe even beating him once) with sam gordon)

I'll pretend I didn't see that last bit.

Unless, of course, it involves a Duvel pouring competition.

I believe that you are one ahead at the moment due to the astonishingly successful wet-glass technique. Good that you didn't gloat too much as I poured two litres of froth across some guy's quiver and the Paris racetrack.



Oops.

For January 2006:

1. Get a tan, get the bags out from underneath my eyes, grow hair on my head and get back my girlish figure.

2. Convince SlalomRankings.com to consider only races held after December 16th, 2005, moving me from 44th to 1st.

3. Get all the men addicted to Retro's new slalom formula ZigZags and all the women addicted to Pink's SickSicks and Seven-O's.


The facial expression on the right cannot be viewed without instant projectile vomitosis. I get only the gag reflex from the one on the left. Trust me, it's better this way.

Chris !

You look like a 2005 racer on the top, and a 80' racer at the bottom ( deck/shoes color ! )

New zigzag ?!....

Chris, im blinded by those wheels!

I call that color "Lime", because it isn't green, and those wheels ain't no lemons either. Some say that they're sub-lime, and I would have to agree. The wheels will be available in mid January, and unfrozen asphalt will available in March or April, so there will plenty of time to get some for your den to hibernate with.

The wheels will be available in mid January

Just in time for my birthday! (oddly enough its the day i joined this site.)


Any price yet?
Or other general info?
Or is it a suprise?

Uh oh... I think someone turned off the Pun Suppressor in Chris' brain. Be warned, this can be a very dangerous situation under the best of conditions.

Chris Chaput wrote:I call that color "Lime", because it isn't green, and those wheels ain't no lemons either. Some say that they're sub-lime, and I would have to agree. The wheels will be available in mid January, and unfrozen asphalt will available in March or April, so there will plenty of time to get some for your den to hibernate with.

I'd say its a mixture of different colors...
A lime, in actuality, is a darker green outside, with still a very much green inside...

But I myself am guilty of calling that color a lime as well...

Or maybe its a mixture of highlighter colors...
Like this yellow...

with this green...


Or maybe its a cross between neon yellow...

and a neon green...






What the hell... Lime works for me! The wheels look awesome Chaput... I had actually just picked up some Hot Spots... but I have a feeling those will be replaced with some ZigZags!!!

Oh yeah, goals for 2006...


Get to some races and put this thing to work!


And double my slalom quiver from 2 to 4...

maybe not beat joe, but try to cut the gap in half....

i also want to be able to drive to more races; thats right...i said drive!

i also want to fall during a run due to pumping too hard while i have my pads on so i can show myself that its fine when you have pads....

one more goal; bomb Ball Mountain Damn and take the 360* turn at the bottom......

Get in shape....and finally beat Gumby!

3 goals....

1. Continue being a catalyst for getting southeast slalomers together as often as possible, at least in Georgia.....

2. Win the friggin heats I know I can and should win.

3. Do it consistently.

ok, well 5....

4. To always "bring it"

5. To always be thinking "it's on"....4 and 5 are an inside joke....



Happy holidays to everyone!

Those sound like my cheerleading goals for 2006.

"Bring it", cuz "it's on" girlfriend.

Don't forget the spirit fingers.

.....aw hell naw, he di-in....