ISSA - International Slalom Skateboarding Association

Posted: **Wed Jan 07, 2004 5:31 am**

George Gould wrote:You think the other site is so friendly? I don't think so. Because I am friends with Arab, I am not too welcome and have not been invited to skate in Phoenix in a long time.

Quote of the day.

Posted: **Wed Jan 07, 2004 5:37 am**

adam trahan wrote:
George Gould wrote:You think the other site is so friendly? I don't think so. Because I am friends with Arab, I am not too welcome and have not been invited to skate in Phoenix in a long time.
Quote of the day.

How's he know it isn't his deodorant?

Posted: **Wed Jan 14, 2004 3:45 am**

All I can say is there's something seriously wrong in the slalom world.

...no doubt.

Quote of the Day.

Posted: **Thu Jan 15, 2004 2:41 am**

Slalom racing lives and dies with volunteers...

Quote of the Day

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2004 10:31 pm**

"In the field of opportunity, it's plowin' time again."

-Neil Young

Posted: **Wed Mar 03, 2004 4:06 am**

As the King Pin snapped on my front truck. I flew forward hit the asphalt and bounced off my left shoulder. One of the kickflippers who had gathered there to watch me run cones. Exclaimned. " OOOHHH MMMYYYY GOD DUDE ARE YOU OKAY. " At that point I started to laugh. Sore but not down. Eddy Texas Outlaw.

Posted: **Wed Mar 03, 2004 5:21 am**

Eddy Martinez wrote:As the King Pin snapped on my front truck. I flew forward hit the asphalt and bounced off my left shoulder. One of the kickflippers who had gathered there to watch me run cones. Exclaimned. " OOOHHH MMMYYYY GOD DUDE ARE YOU OKAY. " At that point I started to laugh. Sore but not down. Eddy Texas Outlaw.

And what brand front truck might that be that you'd break a kingpin while slaloming?

Hope your shoulder is ok Eddy. Time for shoulder pads, talk to Fluitt and Dong.

Posted: **Wed Mar 03, 2004 12:37 pm**

I had replaced the kingpin on a Tracker RT-S in order to place thicker bushings on it, basically I attempted a longer kingpin. The slam, munch, eat , splat looked worse than what it really was. Eddy Texas Outlaw.

Posted: **Wed Mar 03, 2004 10:50 pm**

Thought for a moment I wouldn't be seeing my bro Eddy at Luna '04! Glad your ok dude!

Just broke my rear Radikal kingpin bout a month ago. What a bitch.....

Posted: **Thu Mar 04, 2004 2:51 am**

Tom my good Amigo I wouldnt miss LSJ 2004. The Texas Outlaws will be there. Cant wait to see you and that Bastard 66. Eddy Texas Outlaw.

Posted: **Thu Mar 04, 2004 10:45 pm**

Tom, was the one you broke titanium or steel? I've got steel. Should I be concerned?

Posted: **Thu Mar 04, 2004 11:03 pm**

Jonathan, I'll shoot you an email this evening.....and to stay on the subject....

Quote of the day:
hahaha, Eddy Martinez' real name is "Eduardo", hahaha....

Posted: **Fri Mar 05, 2004 3:29 am**

Hey DUDE it could be worse they were going to name me Marcos, but they changed their mind at the last minute. Eduardo Tejas Outlaw.

Posted: **Fri Mar 05, 2004 6:04 am**

Eddy Martinez wrote:Hey DUDE it could be worse they were going to name me Marcos, but they changed their mind at the last minute. Eduardo Tejas Outlaw.

At Least Marcos knows how to spell Texas!!! Better watch it Eduardo the is a really bad antigram that can be made from your name. "Are Dudo" MARCOS the other Texass out law. (the faster one:>)

Posted: **Fri Mar 05, 2004 5:15 pm**

See, live, the Texas grudge match at LSJ 2004

Marcos Martinez?

Posted: **Sun Mar 07, 2004 4:19 am**

I was asked after my accident teleboarding how I was able to miss one section of trees yet still plowed into yet another section of trees, instead How come I couldn't aim myself through the gap to safety.

"Missed it , by THAT much"

-Maxwell Smart Agent 86 for CONTROL

(no relation to Troy or Elizabeth Smart)

(mangled 3 limbs in doing so- multiple surgeries now scheduled.)

Posted: **Sun Mar 07, 2004 8:00 pm**

The history of slalom can be written in blood.

Posted: **Mon Mar 08, 2004 6:22 am**

Cool, I think I have the setup right on this board finally. CRACK....Hmm that didnt sound good.

Posted: **Mon Mar 08, 2004 10:17 pm**

actually the sound was the sound of breaking a turkey drumstick when you bend it the wrong way----in both legs. I think I can never carve upa bird again.

Posted: **Mon Mar 08, 2004 11:45 pm**

Quote of the Day Bill Clinton " I feel your pain, I feel your pain " Eddy Texas Outlaw

Posted: **Fri Sep 24, 2004 9:34 pm**

John Gilmour wrote:What happened when someone went up to Steve Olson, Dave Hackett, Duane Peters, Charlie Ransom and informed them that according to some skaters they were no longer Pros? What did he call them...."Bagels"?

Posted: **Tue Oct 05, 2004 3:59 pm**

"The Daggers know who they are, and if you have to ask if you're a Dagger, you're definitely not a Dagger.", gOAd.

Posted: **Wed Oct 06, 2004 3:38 pm**

"she was only a wrestlers daughter,but you shoulda seen her box"cf

Posted: **Thu Oct 21, 2004 2:54 pm**

Heard throught Fayette County West Virginia on Oct 18 2004:
"Swim!!!!" "I CAN'T!!!"

Posted: **Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:33 pm**

"<b>A</b> normal <b>person in this community does not even see what (I am) involed in". </b>

Thanks for the DVD Jeff & Rick!

Posted: **Sun Nov 21, 2004 6:58 pm**

of Kingston

Posted: **Mon Nov 22, 2004 3:10 pm**

No, that pink outfit was the grossest thing ever.

Posted: **Tue Feb 22, 2005 12:55 am**

A Pump Station Poet wrote:If I don't get killed by the hill
those fat cigars certainly will

Posted: **Wed Feb 23, 2005 4:43 am**

you know what is said of the amazon and the midget?"when they were nose to nose,his toes were in it,but when they were toe to toe,his nose was in it."cf

Posted: **Thu Feb 24, 2005 2:08 am**

tod oles wrote:.......And here I sit typing in my fullface helmet, damn I'm such a loser...

Oles, trust me, you ain't a loser - you're gonna take some people by surprise this year

Posted: **Thu Feb 24, 2005 3:07 pm**

puh-lease....Talk about a guy who was fast the first time that he got on a board....Dont let Oles fool ya....Tod, you've got some new younguns out by you across the state line that sound completely stoked.....you'll have your own whole scene this summer.
And for a quote........Oles, Mr. Sidlo and Favero.....i'll never forget it..

What's your moms name again?
(10 second pause)
Konnie
(30 second pause)
Ah yes..
(60 second pause)
Konnie Oles........Good old Konnie Oles

How you guys were conscious at all is a mystery to me

Posted: **Thu Feb 24, 2005 3:26 pm**

Posted: **Thu Feb 24, 2005 3:30 pm**

opps twice

Posted: **Thu Feb 24, 2005 3:33 pm**

Christopher Bara Posted: 24 Feb 2005 06:07 Post subject: Tod a loser??

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What's your moms name again?
(10 second pause)
Konnie
(30 second pause)
Ah yes..
(60 second pause)
Konnie Oles........Good old Konnie Oles

How you guys were conscious at all is a mystery to me

Chris, you will fit right in at Athens.
It is the middle of the movie can you find the fish? Monty Python

Posted: **Thu Feb 24, 2005 6:42 pm**

Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Sir Lancelot: You were, Sir Galahad. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.

Marcos......we'll Eat.....we'll drink....We cant be Mary but we can check out her booty....

and in between we skate

Let the season begin

Posted: **Fri Feb 25, 2005 1:08 am**

Christopher Bara wrote:
How you guys were conscious at all is a mystery to me

Chris, Consciousness is a very capacious subject as I'm sure YOU'RE aware...

Rick Stanziale wrote, "Oles, trust me, you ain't a loser - you're gonna take some people by surprise this year

Ya never know Rick... I know one thing for certain though, Every last one of you guys that I
met this past season are all kick ass, top notch people!! That alone has made taking this sport
up on a whim, worth every scar...

au revoir, Tod

Posted: **Fri Feb 25, 2005 1:09 am**

Then why isnt your name on the contest calendar for the Athens event yet?.....

you know if you need a place to crash that we'll always find space for ya...

Posted: **Fri Feb 25, 2005 2:09 am**

\\\\\\\Cuz I'm a Poseur//////////

Seriously, I'm still nursing my knee... I got the Bowflex set up and I'm trying to grow those Detroiter biceps you guys are always sportin...

I'm going to see the Doc next week sometime. Can't wait to get back at it....

Posted: **Tue May 03, 2005 10:56 pm**

harms, sorry but that had to go in my sig.

ISSA - International Slalom Skateboarding Association

Quote of the day...

Quote of the Day

Tom's kingpin

When asked why I couldn't avoid those trees.

Tod a loser??

Monty Python and the Holy Grail