ISSA - International Slalom Skateboarding Association

Hey Bosiwell, (or whatever)
Us Yanks can hear you Rebs crying 'cause you'se 'still' can't
beat us!!!
Just kidding, hope to see you Saturday.

PS. Geezer just finished my mid-tracks, I won't have them 'till next
week sometime.
Later skaters.
Dan

Hey, Dan,

I'm proud and happy to be in a red state . . . where are you?
(Heh, heh, heh.)

I live in a red state... Crap!

This web site is Crap! mid-tracks are Crap! slalom is Crap! Yanks are Crap, The weather? Crap, life is Crap! I think I’ll just fish the Potomac on Saturday, high winds, big waves and Snakeheads, sounds like fun to me!!

I am getting sick and tired of all of this crap. Lets settle it tomorrow on the hill you bunch of whining, cry baby, piece of crap, gay slalom racers.

Its on, 10am is longboard for all of you babies not big enough to ride a regualr skateboard. The the real gay stuff starts around 12.

After than its "Death Matches" anyone who wants to throw down. Bring it.

I am not sure who just posted under my name but…….wait a minute……..someone’s here…………………What the ……………blood splatters

HHHH......EEEE........llllllll........p..........west coast……kick flipper…….europe……..rain dates…….Rocco………Hawk……..banked slalom……timer problems……cone heads…….….it’s a conspiracy……………’the sound of a bucket (i.e. slalom board) being kicked’

Forecast:

here

Looks like it could dry out...

Q

OK, this is starting to get out of hand, It's time for me to get back into the shop and start milling up big pieces of Mohogany into little pieces of Mohogany.

Hmmm. What sizes of Mohogany do you have?? I've got a few biggin's

3am - The rain has cleared out and the pavement should be dry by around race time. It’s gonna be another cold headwind race though.

Hope you guys got to race today in G-burg. It´s warm (70's) & sunny here in Guatemala but no skateboarders to be found.

DR

hope the race went well. an unfortunate car accident last night prohibited me from attending the race.

The race was crap.

Me and danny got screwed....we decided last night that it wasnt a good chance of drying out so we were gonna have a band practice but then our guitarist couldnt come and then we were gonna go to the movies but they changed the times so i couldnt go cuz i had to go play in the band for a football game. Oh well...next time i hope...

Wesley Tucker wrote:Here's my question: if it is cloudy and damp on Saturday, WILL THE PAVEMENT DRY OUT?

Well? Well? Am I a genius OR WHAT? It was bright and sunny and STILL didn't get dry til 2:00. I'm tellin' 'ya, sometimes I amazes myself!!


Arrived alive, not an eventful drive. Had fun and really liked Brian, Ohm and WesE's course. I also enjoyed winning the First Annual "P&R to I-64 Road Rally" between me and Dave and Aaron. They gave it a good shot, but sometimes there's JUST NO SUBSTITUTE FOR CUBIC INCHES!

Like I said yesterday, unless it is really really really unseasonably warm, mild and dry in December, then I'll see all of y'all next spring.

Hey Wes, don't give up on us yet....we've had freakish upper 60's weather in January the last few years. If it's too cold though, you could always skate the Vans park with us...oh wait, Vans closes on Dec 31st. Get it while you can folks.
SE pool session @ 1:00 today with Seth, Lil' Ripper and others. Who else???

To keep this slalom related....in spite of the weather, I ate an ice cream CONE yesterday....

Time to start getting your snowboard gear together. Keeps you in shape for slalom skateboarding.


DR

Still in the 70´s out here in Guatemala.

Yesterday's race was COOL as CRAP!

Ohm's qualifying was CRAP!!!!
And then the CRAPSTER had the gall to take
me out in the first round

But seriously, though, Brian put on another hella fun
DC Outlaw race. We should all thank him endlessly for
giving us regular slalom races here in the mid-atlantic.

Dude, you can always count on a Busch Light on me........
Oh wait....nobody drinks that CRAP !!!!!!

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EC PP obsession or CA conspiracy?

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Aaron makes a 36-inch longboard look like a slalom skateboard





Brian taking off


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those pictures are crap.....

dude i look like a kook in those head to head pics with nino, man i cant believe you guys let me skate with that form, and lack of style. well at least im always dressed well. hahahaha the pictures rule, i mean they are crap thanks vlad, for the one of me and mom. later skaters

Style is not relevant to racing. Style is crap.

The crappy Cougar moved...

It is now facing East in the next section over.

Q

The Cougar moved back to its spot.

Vlad, Do I need a Cougar Spotting thread?

Q

Shut up!

General Info sez:
Next race is Dec.4, 10am for practice of the wide-open course and the traditional slalom stating around noon.

Agent Info sez:
There might be a banked slalom throwdown race at Vans afterwards. Stay tuned.

Ok i am sooo ready for some grade A D.C. slalom crap. When are those t-shirts i saw being designed on the cardboard getting made?

Ok i am sooo ready for some grade A D.C. slalom crap. When are those t-shirts i saw being designed on the cardboard getting made?

hey this time me and danny wont screw up and well be there to race. Ill be there to give yall a run for your money in the gs/longboard with my cosmic set up good now. I cant wait to play with you guys again and meet all the new people i missed over the summer and begining of this season.

Weather forcast for Saturday is looking good. Partly cloudy, with a high of 45°. Hopefully the wind on Friday will have died down by then.


Brian, is it still going on for this installment of the series?

Its on.....

We will start longboards around 10...

Wind will probably be an issue.

Expect a hybrid course.



I need some one to volunteer to post the race results. I am having problems with my home PC and I cant post from home. WesE can you do this. I have been really slacking on keeping everyone updated.

Thanks

Crap, I totally forgot about the race, or else I wouldn't have posted the GSL thing. My apologies.

Now I'm torn.... It's doubtful it's possible to attend both.

I hope the Gambles show up. It's sad not having them around.

R.

anyone going the the Vans gethering after the race?

does LBK still wanna run some banked slalom there? hopefully the vans people won't stop us from running it.

Brian,
Sure, no problem. I will compile and post up the results of the last race too if you or someone has them.

I still say the wind will NOT be an issue, at least not a detriment.

Oh, and that problem with your PC at home may be something related to AOL, or how your computer works with it. The last time I tried posting from your house, it would not let me login to SS.com. The public library that I used to post from installed a new filter/proxy and now the same thing happens there (I can read the forums, but can’t login).


Nino,
I'll go if LBK goes.

Everything is Crap.

I'd say I miss U guys but that would be crap too! EH!