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Marty Schaub

Marion,

Does your wife know that you think Lizzie's hot?

However, if you are going to call another woman hot, the owner of one of the finest skate shops around is a great choice......

See you on the 15th, keep the basement open.....

Marty Schaub

I like mine better....It rhymes.....

Joe, you sound well versed in the southern "Jerry Lee Lewis dating techniques."

Oh and the boys down here wouldn't burn a cone, maybe a Jeff Gordon effigy.

Marty Schaub

Hey Marion & Assorted Freak Bros,

Staying with the southern theme, can't we call Friday's race the "YEEEE-HAWWW Outlaw?"

STTFM.....

Marty Schaub

I went to Sportauthority.com and ordered a hockey gear bag on closeout for 22 bucks. I went to Target and got four heavy duty canvas laundry bags with rope drawstrings for 7 bucks each. The canvas bags hold an individual board up to 36 inches long, the four fit into the hockey bag along with all of ...

Marty Schaub · I am... 45 too. 7/05/60.....

45 too. 7/05/60.....

Marty Schaub

Chris,

I like the way you think. One hotel equals less of a walk for all of the groupies the Canadians attract. If I were you I'd find out where Syd & Civ are staying, as the party starts right there......

Marty Schaub

Hey Marion, Here's a suggestion. When I run Statesville hotels in Travelocity I get quite a few choices. They run in pricing gamut from the Masters Inn around 35 per to choices up to 100 per. Could you post for all of the out of towners a list of choices that are at the exit, I forget the name, and ...

Marty Schaub

AHHHHH....

This mornings coffee was much more enjoyable, thanks Jack for posting the results.

Marty Schaub

I can't find any tight qual results here or at NCDSA. What gives....News blackout in Morro? My Saturday morning coffee needs results to read with....

Marty Schaub

I wouldn't mess with him guys as Marion IS a descedant of THAT William Wallace.

It's twue, it's twue....

Marty Schaub

Well Syd,

After that tail block you put on it, Marion did want to give it away. But we just ripped it off and re-did it without the metric system involved.

Oh man, Marion said not to tell you......I hate it when I'm forgetful.

Marty

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....but I gotta get sponsored by Radikal first......Or?

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Jani,

If you don't challange them they will never improve. I NEVER volunteer to set a course when practicing with more than just myself. Why? This way I race someone else's ideas and have to learn how to ride it fast. It works....

Marty Schaub

Tod,

I did not want to do the hankerchief/neckerchief thang as people might mistake me for Steve Cathey.

Marty Schaub

Adam,

When Lemonboy speaks, people listen.

You've gotten some good advice here. Now you have to practically apply it, as Lemonboy states, to your racing style. Get the gear and Practice, Practice, Practice.

Oh and I am sure that Tod likes your pic as you wear the same gloves as he does.

Marty Schaub

Chris,

Just sell the Eurofighter to Tucker and you have both bases covered.

I ran Statesville NC through Travelocity and got hotel hits from 30 - 70 per night double occupancy. They are all just a few miles from Saturday's race.

Marty Schaub

Chris,

I don't have a clue on this, I just wanted to know if your gonna come to Marion's?

Marty Schaub

Hey Syd, Are you flying or driving? The reason I ask is that I don't know how big of a cooler you can check as baggage. And I have never tried to check a full one either. Boy if your flying you guys have a big problem. And what of Pierre and Claude. No signy upy, no racy, no glory, no beer.....It's ...

Marty Schaub

Bring it Syd........

And can I point out that the pic in your post shows you hitting cones?

Some things never change......

Marty Schaub

It's up now...

Gamble beat me to #1 by 30 minutes. Kevin, good to see your coming.

C'mon everybody, bring it on!!!!

Marty Schaub

Brad, Show up at Trade Sunday at 9:30 and do what feels best for you. Single, Double, Triple? If you can pull it off, go for it. Triple rips on a TS? Go for it. If any pump does not set you up for the next gate then it's wasted effort in my opinion. Per Kenny, Bomber, etc...BE EARLY. But until you c...

Marty Schaub

Hey Yall, Inspired by Martins "Get the family to Morro" fund, I have launched my "Gotta upgrade my equipment fund." On the bay I posted my one and only surviving Yo Yo Wheels Team shirt, Item # 7180487966. Rest assured the dough will remain in the skate community as I begin to upgrade for next year....

Marty Schaub

You can't go wrong with Manx 80's.

Marty Schaub

Hey Guys, First of all the pictures posted above do not show the pitch of this hill at all. It's got a great drop start from those blocks and you can haul. Since Wesley's poll does not list Marion's ramp over the blocks with a pull start, I won't bother voting. Marion, build what you want, the boys ...

Marty Schaub

Kenny,

Thanks so much for the offer. I tried a last ditch effort yesterday with all the GASS boys and struck out. Oh well.....

Are we going to see you in November at Marion's? It's gonna have a mo fo GS on Sunday.

Marty

Marty Schaub · NCDSAin't 6:45am EST USA and I get no response. It's down again

6:45am EST USA and I get no response. It's down again

Marty Schaub

Hey,

Posted it at the Gong Show too. Thompson bailed and so must I. A ten hour trek alone is not an option. See you at the Nature Boy Open #2.

Marty Schaub

Chris,

Hold that room for us for 24 hours or so. I am waiting on Tom Thompson to commit. If he does we are there. Two of the GASS boys on a wild hair trip...... 586 miles per MapQuest.....I hope we get four runs.

Marty

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WHERE ARE YOU STAYING AND AT WHAT COST?

I'm trying to talk someone into going from Georgia.

Marty Schaub

Tom,

I'm e-mailing you my numbers. Let's discuss.......

Marty Schaub

Hey Chris,

Nice beefage pic. Who was the unlucky soul?

Marty Schaub

It's back....

I was just reading on Mollica's Jam news. Man is that tempting......

Marty Schaub

Yeah BABY!!!!

Bring IT!!!!!!!!

Marty Schaub

Mig,

Thanks for the pics, they gave my wife quite a laugh. And let it be known that Geezer bailed on the Hester model when the going got tough. But since he beat me on the other board I wish he would have stuck with the Hester!!!!!

Marty Schaub

Hey Geezer, Just thought I'd drop you a line to tell you that I really enjoyed meeting you and racing you in the vintage at the Farm. Not a day goes by, especially when I am in the suit & tie at work, that I don't think back to the Farm. We/I need to find anyone that has a pic of you in the blue and...

Marty Schaub

Good idea Kevin. Does that mean your coming?

Marty Schaub

More kick in the tail please.

It is a good looking ride. What type of construction?

Marty Schaub

Yeah,

I need to get to Ottawa since we gave you Heatley yesterday. Thank god I already own a Sens jersey.....

Marty Schaub

Tuck,

Taking the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition with you to bed does not qualify as spending time in bed with supermodels. Neither does Cosmo......

Marty Schaub

Hey Vlad,

It looks like your missing the opportunity to start a new cottage industry.

Vlads Custom Bushings......

Marty Schaub

Sure.....

Marion's busting his hump to get all of the details done and then posting it. He has even been in touch with Corky to make sure we all get points. Knowing Marion as I do, you can bet that his DHB group will be putting on one fine race.

Just PM him for an update.

Marty Schaub

Oh yeah,

And Tuckers going to be there, so you could steal his gun without knowing where he lives.

Marty Schaub

Chris, Don't forget Marion's race in North Carolina in November. Get outta the cold mid-west and come run a dual hybrid Saturday, right in the middle of the Statesville Pumpkin Festival. Follow that up with a Sunday GS on a soap box butta smooth hill that we figure can creep into the low 30's on spe...

Marty Schaub

Mike,

In looking at the pro quals and the finals brackets, I can only find two clean runs posted. One by Hackett & one by Carrasco.

The open had a 15 cone limit?

I would say brutal could be used as a descriptive......

I'd sure like to see some vid posted.

Marty Schaub

Martin, Believe it or not, I just rode the same board that I'm on in that shot at Tway's Farm Vintage race. Man I can't believe we used to go that fast on boards that tiny. It really felt weird having that springy flex under foot again. And yes, Warren Bolster was a god...... Good luck with the Morr...

Marty Schaub

Why don't you play O Canada and fake like your from Quebec?

Marty Schaub

I have never ridden one, but as an observant fellow I have noticed..... Mollica, Mitchell, Carrasco, C-bark, Pirnack and more.....As in world champs, top five every time they are on a board, etc, etc, etc......All these boys run off-sets. If you can watch some vid of these guys, check the triple pum...

Marty Schaub

Jeeze Rob, Now that's a quiver to be proud of. Are you gonna bring your step-son Mike with you to Nor Carolina? And what say you Lemonboy? It's time to come back down south and pop some more eyeballs and re-inforce your standing as the fastest man with the goofiest gloves. The Saturday race will be ...

Marty Schaub

Hey guys, I am going to be in Portland for a family reunion September 21st - 26th. Any slalom action going on locally? Within decent driving distance? My bro lives on N.E. 35th Avenue if that helps at all. I would love an excuse to bring a board or two. How about throwing together one of those Grass...

Marty Schaub

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