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by Slappy Maxwell
Sat Jul 10, 2004 8:58 pm
Forum: D.C.
Topic: Gaithersburg Open Slalom Series
Replies: 43
Views: 44344

I'm bummed I couldn't make it. Car is in the shop for tran$mi$$ion probs.

Who showed up? Sure has been a quiet summer for slalom.
by Slappy Maxwell
Fri Jun 25, 2004 3:28 am
Forum: D.C.
Topic: Gaithersburg Open Slalom Series
Replies: 43
Views: 44344

Cool!
PA Slalom Skateboarders Rule.
by Slappy Maxwell
Sat Jun 19, 2004 9:42 pm
Forum: D.C.
Topic: DC Sessions
Replies: 1540
Views: 1584500

Yeah, I just got up. I'm on the nightlife schedule this weekend. Lot's of good DJ's and bands in town, sorry.
by Slappy Maxwell
Wed Jun 16, 2004 12:40 am
Forum: D.C.
Topic: DC Sessions
Replies: 1540
Views: 1584500

I'll be there if it doesn't rain.
by Slappy Maxwell
Fri Jun 11, 2004 5:00 am
Forum: D.C.
Topic: DC Sessions
Replies: 1540
Views: 1584500

I'll try to make it Friday night.
by Slappy Maxwell
Mon Jun 07, 2004 2:14 am
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: Is Slalom PINK?
Replies: 45
Views: 55659

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by Slappy Maxwell
Sun Jun 06, 2004 7:04 pm
Forum: D.C.
Topic: Summer Outlaw Series
Replies: 114
Views: 109264

I'm with Kevin. It'd be nice to have some more races soon. I can help set up and run timers, etc. One observation. I noticed the last few races quite a few people leave after the longboard races. Is this because the regular courses are getting too technical for the novice skaters? Or do they have ot...
by Slappy Maxwell
Wed Jun 02, 2004 3:45 am
Forum: D.C.
Topic: DC Spring/Summer series?
Replies: 55
Views: 50287

Is there still a race this weekend?
Same times as usual?
by Slappy Maxwell
Mon May 31, 2004 9:16 pm
Forum: D.C.
Topic: DC Sessions
Replies: 1540
Views: 1584500

I was skating around on the Mall and saw that the ramp to 12th St is closed for some reason. The pitch isn't great but good for a tight slalom. 17th next to the White House and Ellipse was closed to cars on Saturday. I had a blast practicing pumping down the hill to the mob at the WWII memorial. I t...
by Slappy Maxwell
Sat May 29, 2004 1:49 am
Forum: D.C.
Topic: DC Sessions
Replies: 1540
Views: 1584500

No problem. I'm hearing thunder over here.
by Slappy Maxwell
Sat May 29, 2004 12:29 am
Forum: D.C.
Topic: DC Sessions
Replies: 1540
Views: 1584500

I'll be at Walker tonight with some tasty brews.
Difficult course would be cool.
by Slappy Maxwell
Thu May 27, 2004 6:46 am
Forum: D.C.
Topic: DC Sessions
Replies: 1540
Views: 1584500

Crickets Instead of being negative why don't you do something productive. You can start your own skate association and give out imaginary points that result in nothing. Then you can not recognize my skate association's races and imaginary points and then we can make whiny posts. I'm calling my skat...
by Slappy Maxwell
Thu May 27, 2004 12:16 am
Forum: D.C.
Topic: DC Sessions
Replies: 1540
Views: 1584500

Hey Anthony, I'll try to make it up there after work tomorrow.
by Slappy Maxwell
Wed May 19, 2004 11:05 pm
Forum: D.C.
Topic: Slalom article in Washington Post with Parsons
Replies: 5
Views: 5490

Sorry Jani. It was a kinda a joke. The article is on the US Olympic whitewater slalom team that train here on the Potomac. Olympic Dream Is Waterproof Kayakers Parsons, Heyl Use Potomac as Gateway to Athens By John Mullen Washington Post Staff Writer Wednesday, May 19, 2004; Page D01 Whitewater slal...
by Slappy Maxwell
Sun May 09, 2004 12:38 am
Forum: D.C.
Topic: DC Amature Race/Practice Series
Replies: 53
Views: 50377

Vlad we missed you at the P&R today.
Did you go rollerblading instead?
by Slappy Maxwell
Thu May 06, 2004 4:44 am
Forum: D.C.
Topic: The "Gathering" 2004
Replies: 166
Views: 168412

It was nice to see so many new bagged faces at the Gathering this year.
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by Slappy Maxwell
Wed May 05, 2004 12:35 am
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: Is NCDSA.com down?
Replies: 2
Views: 3782

Re: Is NCDSA.com down?

Brady Mitchell wrote:Did I miss something?
Nothing more than usual sound of crickets after you post.
by Slappy Maxwell
Wed Apr 28, 2004 10:07 pm
Forum: D.C.
Topic: The "Gathering" - Where you be staying at????
Replies: 14
Views: 12302

Re: We are Staying With Joe I

Robert Sydia wrote: P.S. Does anyone need anything from Canada????
Bring Peter Bondra back to the Caps!
by Slappy Maxwell
Fri Apr 23, 2004 5:31 am
Forum: D.C.
Topic: DC Amature Race/Practice Series
Replies: 53
Views: 50377

Vlad, I sent you a PM.
Give 'em hell.
by Slappy Maxwell
Thu Apr 15, 2004 5:07 am
Forum: D.C.
Topic: DC Amature Race/Practice Series
Replies: 53
Views: 50377

I'm down for a session this Saturday at P&R.

How about starting to practice around 11am?
If we can't get a timer, how about setting a few courses and riding like last week and then kick it up a notch...

We'll try the first Mid-Atlantic Slalom Cross race.
by Slappy Maxwell
Thu Apr 01, 2004 5:34 pm
Forum: D.C.
Topic: DC Amature Race/Practice Series
Replies: 53
Views: 50377

Cool!
Team Unicorn will help in any way needed. We will also dominate stuff.

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by Slappy Maxwell
Tue Mar 30, 2004 6:19 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Do you prefer using Macintosh over other operating systems?
Replies: 13
Views: 16996

WesE wrote:I make one of my browsers look like a Windoze machine in order to get access/top-priority from certain sites.
You'll find you can get even better access to 'certain' sites when you actually use a credit card with the machine.

So I hear.
by Slappy Maxwell
Sun Mar 28, 2004 10:07 am
Forum: D.C.
Topic: DC Sessions
Replies: 1540
Views: 1584500

I have always found pink leather soft and supple to the cheek. I shall attend.
by Slappy Maxwell
Sun Mar 14, 2004 7:25 pm
Forum: ISSA World Ranking
Topic: Welcome
Replies: 4
Views: 6424

Joe Iacovelli wrote:WOW!

Nice job Corky. Thanks for the effort. I look forward to the discussions to follow and finding out which races count for what points.

Joe
Yeah! What he said.
by Slappy Maxwell
Sun Mar 14, 2004 7:18 pm
Forum: D.C.
Topic: DC Winter Outlaw Series
Replies: 218
Views: 204026

Vlad won by staying clean.
I think Noah had slightly faster times but hit a few cones.

I was already partaking of 'energy' drinks so the rest is kinda fuzzy.
I think Ohm was third.
by Slappy Maxwell
Thu Mar 11, 2004 5:30 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Book of the Month
Replies: 5
Views: 6322

This month's book is ripped from today's headlines.
Women are not only marrying each other, they ride bikes with knives and whips.
I am personally disappointed they don't wear helmets. Safety should always come first.

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by Slappy Maxwell
Sat Feb 28, 2004 6:19 pm
Forum: D.C.
Topic: DC Sessions
Replies: 1540
Views: 1584500

I guess I'll hit Walker Lane around 1:30 today.
by Slappy Maxwell
Wed Feb 25, 2004 12:10 am
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: Races you'd like to see
Replies: 15
Views: 13445

Vlad Popov wrote:Slappy - Brady
I'm accepting rental advertising space on my ass from slalom manufacturers. 'Cause that's all Brady will be seeing and he's their target audience.
by Slappy Maxwell
Sun Feb 22, 2004 5:41 pm
Forum: Canada
Topic: Let's Go Sens!
Replies: 5
Views: 6735

No Theodore against the Leafs???
I think the Habs may have been able to pull it off yesterday if he was between the pipes.
by Slappy Maxwell
Thu Feb 19, 2004 5:27 pm
Forum: Canada
Topic: Let's Go Sens!
Replies: 5
Views: 6735

Let's Go Sens!

Caps fans are really bummed about losing Bondra. Hopefully he's just a rental. I think he's going to a great team. I'm rooting for the Senators to take the East. I'd love to see a Sens vs. Leafs Eastern conference final. Although nothing would be funnier than seeing the Leafs lose in an early round ...
by Slappy Maxwell
Thu Feb 19, 2004 6:10 am
Forum: D.C.
Topic: Results - DC Winter Outlaw Slalom Series Race #4 - Feb 14th
Replies: 26
Views: 23201

Hey Anthony, obviously I forgot to call today. I'll try tomorrow.
by Slappy Maxwell
Wed Feb 18, 2004 7:43 am
Forum: D.C.
Topic: DC Downhill Outlaw Race
Replies: 97
Views: 83549

Cool, let me throw down Tom Clancy style... Here's a map where I've drawn in the unlisted "Dump road" in black. If you want to approximate in your favorite flavor of map (Mapquest, Yahoo,etc.) just throw in Furnace Road, Lorton VA. http://www.members.aol.com/cleanfront/furnaceroadmap.jpg Here's a la...
by Slappy Maxwell
Wed Feb 18, 2004 7:17 am
Forum: New to slalom skateboarding?
Topic: Spacers
Replies: 38
Views: 38623

Go to ncdsa.com and do a search for 'spacers' under the slalom, wheels, and bearings forums.

You should get more than could ever want to know about spacers.
by Slappy Maxwell
Tue Feb 17, 2004 6:13 am
Forum: D.C.
Topic: DC Downhill Outlaw Race
Replies: 97
Views: 83549

Was it a Fairfax Co. Cop or a Park Ranger? If he was a Fairfax cop he's more concerned with the closed prison property next door. Fairfax doesn't have the resources to have a bunch of officers watch over the entire old prison property like the Feds had before the land turnover. I know if I was a cop...
by Slappy Maxwell
Mon Feb 16, 2004 4:51 am
Forum: D.C.
Topic: Results - DC Winter Outlaw Slalom Series Race #4 - Feb 14th
Replies: 26
Views: 23201

The times are correct. But they were just used for creating the seeding of the duals so they really don't mean that much beyond that.
A few skaters won't go as fast as possible for their own strategies (or goofy reasons).
by Slappy Maxwell
Sun Feb 15, 2004 9:08 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Book of the Month
Replies: 5
Views: 6322

That is a very good question. On a scale of 1 to 5 tissues, I give it a 5. This book is filled with mystery and intrigue. It will leave you with sticky questions to ponder like: How does Judy keep so well groomed? When will the Sorority of Sin get its own web cam? If a tree falls in a forest, does t...
by Slappy Maxwell
Sun Feb 15, 2004 1:53 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Book of the Month
Replies: 5
Views: 6322

Book of the Month

I think its time for a little culture here. That's why I'm starting a Book of the Month club. The first book is a classic by Dave Vance called 'Sororities of Sin'. "The sorority girls were already too sexy for decency; but when Judy appeared, groomed like an eighteen-year-old, all sexual hell broke ...
by Slappy Maxwell
Thu Feb 12, 2004 1:24 am
Forum: D.C.
Topic: DC Winter Outlaw Series
Replies: 218
Views: 204026

The topography of Park & Ride makes it really impossible to predict which way the wind will be blowing at the spot. It's funky. You've got the bridges at the bottom pushing the wind one way. You've got the gazillion lane highway at the top pushing it another way. The hills with the car dealership al...
by Slappy Maxwell
Wed Feb 11, 2004 10:12 am
Forum: D.C.
Topic: DC Winter Outlaw Series
Replies: 218
Views: 204026

Fountainhead is rideable.
by Slappy Maxwell
Mon Feb 09, 2004 10:07 am
Forum: D.C.
Topic: DC outlaws needs a basic homepage.....please
Replies: 23
Views: 18925

I thought it would be nice for a while. Then when you really look at it. Any info, pics, movies, etc. could be posted here. If you look at the site stats, this forum is the 2nd most frequented part of the entire site right behind 'Random Slalom Topics'. We've definitely squatted and marked our terri...
by Slappy Maxwell
Sun Feb 08, 2004 8:03 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: no joke ?
Replies: 129
Views: 137438

Re: yes joke ?

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. On the bright side they will always have somepl...
by Slappy Maxwell
Sun Feb 08, 2004 7:52 am
Forum: D.C.
Topic: DC Downhill Outlaw Race
Replies: 97
Views: 83549

Alright, so I'll just be fine on my Randals? I got 150s and 180s. Which ones do you think I should use? You'll be fine on either. I've ridden it on a slalom board with Indy 101's and had no wobbles. Wheels will probably be the key. It has some slightly rough sections that probably make it wise to r...
by Slappy Maxwell
Sun Feb 08, 2004 5:02 am
Forum: New to slalom skateboarding?
Topic: You need cones...
Replies: 34
Views: 73575

How do you clean your balls?
by Slappy Maxwell
Sun Feb 08, 2004 4:57 am
Forum: D.C.
Topic: DC Downhill Outlaw Race
Replies: 97
Views: 83549

Cool! This sounds fun.

If you're out for fun, just about any truck is rideable at Occoquan. Gumballs, Flashbacks, Avilas, Avalons are all good choices on the fun factor. I'd guess around 85 to 88 are good duros for the pavement and the temps.

I'm sure Anthony will chime in on what's good to win.
by Slappy Maxwell
Sat Feb 07, 2004 7:37 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: no joke ?
Replies: 129
Views: 137438

I can bring the rapid decline of this thread back up in two moves... 1. Louis Pasteur was a really cool French dude. He made beer better. Mmmm...beer.... 2. My beer of the month is the Lithuanian Gubernijos Ekstra Castle Ale. http://www.gubernija.lt/Gubernija%20english/assets/web/naujienos/2003metu_...
by Slappy Maxwell
Fri Feb 06, 2004 9:11 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: no joke ?
Replies: 129
Views: 137438

Did somebody say BOMB?
by Slappy Maxwell
Wed Feb 04, 2004 9:29 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: no joke ?
Replies: 129
Views: 137438

Congratulations Slappy! To start with such triumphs, to attack the inocent and the weak with such a twist, wit and sarcasm, and so solidly tread on the clueless, I look forward with fond anticipation to the time when the best slaloming graphic artist alive will call his first oficial real-life grud...
by Slappy Maxwell
Wed Feb 04, 2004 5:15 am
Forum: D.C.
Topic: DC Winter Outlaw Series
Replies: 218
Views: 204026

BUT when I say don't trust the Washington Post, Slappy says I'm a right wing extremist. If the cap fits... Actually you'd think we all would have learned not to trust a weather forecast from any source. 'Forecast' kinda gives it away. They are never called weather 'future facts'. The Washington Tim...
by Slappy Maxwell
Tue Feb 03, 2004 9:18 pm
Forum: D.C.
Topic: DC Winter Outlaw Series
Replies: 218
Views: 204026

Wesley Tucker wrote: I don't see anything CLOSE to 50 degrees during the whole week. The one good thing is it looks like rain on Friday.
Today's printed Washington Post has Wednesday as 50. They changed it on the website early this morning to 45.