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by Slappy Maxwell
Sun Oct 26, 2003 6:24 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Remember Larry LaPrise - Unrelated
Replies: 1
Views: 3134

This week is has indeed been filled with misery. R.I.P. Fred 'Rerun' Berry http://cache.eonline.com/News/Photos/b/berry.fred.102203.jpg Fred Berry was well into his twenties when he was cast as a high schooler on the 1970s sitcom What's Happening!! Well into middle age, he was still playing the role...
by Slappy Maxwell
Sun Oct 26, 2003 6:05 am
Forum: D.C.
Topic: DC Sessions
Replies: 1540
Views: 1558330

Bump

Manassas Battlefield on the road that goes through the office park around noon on Sunday.
by Slappy Maxwell
Thu Oct 23, 2003 5:53 am
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: My turn to bag on Vlad
Replies: 49
Views: 50701

NOT funny!!!

Who is Ted Clement??? Have you ever been funny before??? I've been funny with all these guys since quite a bit back in the 70's. I called them all up and told them to get back out and get funny. And now they are ALL still funnyer than you will ever be!!! Except Chaput...you were never funny. The gre...
by Slappy Maxwell
Wed Oct 22, 2003 1:21 am
Forum: D.C.
Topic: DC Sessions
Replies: 1540
Views: 1558330

No ride needed. Thanks.
It's semi-fixed.
by Slappy Maxwell
Wed Oct 22, 2003 12:53 am
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: My turn to bag on Vlad
Replies: 49
Views: 50701

Re: Life, the universe and everything

The internet is a funny place, what I thought of as a joke by CC could be taken as an insult by Vlad, but I don't think thats the case. Correct me if I'm wrong. The only way to insult Vlad is to say he drinks Budweiser and hangs out with dimwitted, pudgy, SoCal skaters with personality disorders.
by Slappy Maxwell
Wed Oct 22, 2003 12:44 am
Forum: D.C.
Topic: DC Sessions
Replies: 1540
Views: 1558330

johnny walker

i'll show up.
by Slappy Maxwell
Fri Oct 17, 2003 3:11 am
Forum: D.C.
Topic: Cabin for WV Race
Replies: 37
Views: 32045

My car is acting kinda funky. Anyone got space for a ride down to WV?
by Slappy Maxwell
Sat Oct 11, 2003 11:25 am
Forum: D.C.
Topic: Gay Skateboard Club logo
Replies: 13
Views: 11914

I think I found a recruit for Big Belly Racing...

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He's gotta be holding his little sister's lunch box. That couldn't hold his snack.
by Slappy Maxwell
Fri Oct 10, 2003 5:44 am
Forum: D.C.
Topic: Gay Skateboard Club logo
Replies: 13
Views: 11914

I actually started on few about a month ago.

I'll get back to it soon.

I had a job interview with National Geographic yesterday and was given a test assignment to finish by the end of next week.
by Slappy Maxwell
Thu Oct 09, 2003 4:16 am
Forum: General Slalom Skateboard Deck Discussion
Topic: Slalom Board Kicktail. Construction & Function.
Replies: 29
Views: 38148

Vlad, I've got an extra Gravity kicktail it you want it.
by Slappy Maxwell
Thu Oct 09, 2003 4:13 am
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: Quote of the day...
Replies: 88
Views: 98126

Shorts? We couldn't get them tight enough!

Vlad, WesE, and I have been secretly training with Speedos!
by Slappy Maxwell
Thu Oct 09, 2003 2:21 am
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: Quote of the day...
Replies: 88
Views: 98126

It does appear Eric Groff's personality disorder popped up again. No surprise. He was caught at the other site for posting under fake names (with email addresses) giving himself props and bashing the people he hates. The 'new' search capability made it really easy to figure out he was 'Jason Martine...
by Slappy Maxwell
Tue Oct 07, 2003 11:34 pm
Forum: ISSA Site administration
Topic: What happened to those posts/ where'd they go....
Replies: 11
Views: 11095

Michael, I have nothing against you, your company, or your ads. I'm sure you've helped the European skate community with your services and killer publicity. My comment about the ASA was just a light dig at the 'freedoms' of the British press. It appears the ASA is a great resource for identifying fa...
by Slappy Maxwell
Tue Oct 07, 2003 10:56 pm
Forum: D.C.
Topic: DC 2003 SUMMER OUTLAW SLALOM SERIES
Replies: 198
Views: 174975

How about a race or practice at Battlefield on Saturday?
by Slappy Maxwell
Tue Oct 07, 2003 6:21 am
Forum: ISSA Site administration
Topic: What happened to those posts/ where'd they go....
Replies: 11
Views: 11095

Michael, I agree with your statements when applied to actual press. I would disagree with the suggestion that a bulletin board where anyone with two brain cells and a finger can post his or her delusions is credible press. On a side note, you might find it interesting that the US does not have an Ad...
by Slappy Maxwell
Mon Oct 06, 2003 10:29 pm
Forum: ISSA Site administration
Topic: What happened to those posts/ where'd they go....
Replies: 11
Views: 11095

They were asked to remove their own posts.

If you don't like the editing at 'somewhere else' why do you continue to advertise there?

Have ever discussed the random editing policies with that webmaster?

Advertisers do have some power on commercial websites.
by Slappy Maxwell
Mon Oct 06, 2003 10:09 pm
Forum: D.C.
Topic: Cabin for WV Race
Replies: 37
Views: 32045

If we find a Red Bull party to crash again.

I don't advise bouncing from Red Bull/gin to Red Bull/vodka to Red Bull/tequila to Red Bull/bourbon.

The hangover is like having a blunt axe thru the head.
by Slappy Maxwell
Fri Oct 03, 2003 11:19 pm
Forum: Down South
Topic: Southern Racers At The Worlds
Replies: 3
Views: 4469

DC isn't a Southern city!

The South doesn't begin until Manassas. You won't see a Confederate flag or a Waffle House north of Potomac Mills Mall.
by Slappy Maxwell
Fri Oct 03, 2003 10:57 pm
Forum: D.C.
Topic: DC Sessions
Replies: 1540
Views: 1558330

I say 12. I don't wanna get up early and freeze the balls.

Have you contacted Baja Fresh about sponsoring our races yet?
by Slappy Maxwell
Fri Oct 03, 2003 10:54 pm
Forum: D.C.
Topic: DC 2003 SUMMER OUTLAW SLALOM SERIES
Replies: 198
Views: 174975

It's cleanfront@aol.com.
by Slappy Maxwell
Fri Oct 03, 2003 10:37 pm
Forum: D.C.
Topic: Cabin for WV Race
Replies: 37
Views: 32045

I'm in!
by Slappy Maxwell
Fri Oct 03, 2003 4:49 am
Forum: D.C.
Topic: DC 2003 SUMMER OUTLAW SLALOM SERIES
Replies: 198
Views: 174975

A little humorous subversion is deserved for that website. The moderator's selective use of editing has clearly shown the direction of that website. Let the guy with the personality disorder run the website. Michael, I understand you advertise on NCDSA (and to be honest the UK forum is probably the ...
by Slappy Maxwell
Thu Oct 02, 2003 11:47 pm
Forum: D.C.
Topic: DC 2003 SUMMER OUTLAW SLALOM SERIES
Replies: 198
Views: 174975

Sorry Wes.

I'm SO obsessed with posting anonymously on NCKKK that I didn't know this Yahoo thing even existed!
by Slappy Maxwell
Thu Oct 02, 2003 6:59 am
Forum: D.C.
Topic: DC 2003 SUMMER OUTLAW SLALOM SERIES
Replies: 198
Views: 174975

The Manasshole spot is safe from the reenactments. It's a dead end road that leads to the back of a rest stop off I-66. It's on Vandor Lane. Click here for directions Baja Fresh is cool afterwards. There's one in Fair Lakes. <font size=1>That better, Wes? Baja! Baja! Baja! Fresh.</font> <font size=-...
by Slappy Maxwell
Wed Oct 01, 2003 10:11 pm
Forum: D.C.
Topic: DC 2003 SUMMER OUTLAW SLALOM SERIES
Replies: 198
Views: 174975

It would be nice to start riding different spots. The P&R has become a lazy spot.

I think Vlad and I are riding Manassass Battlefield on Saturday.
by Slappy Maxwell
Tue Sep 30, 2003 3:39 am
Forum: Down South
Topic: It's time for the Southeast to scope out a regular slalom sp
Replies: 24
Views: 21693

You know you really don't need just one spot. We should have a lo-fi east coast series next year using ISSA rules and US Rollersports for insurance. There could be 3-4 races in each region. North region from Maine to Virginia. South from North Carolina to Florida. Points could be interchangable betw...
by Slappy Maxwell
Mon Sep 29, 2003 11:30 pm
Forum: D.C.
Topic: DC Sessions
Replies: 1540
Views: 1558330

Manasshole sounds cool.

Hey Rene, Vlad had some tasty Molson at our last session.

I'll start to worry about your influence if he starts showing up with Tim Hortons donuts.
by Slappy Maxwell
Sat Sep 27, 2003 6:29 am
Forum: D.C.
Topic: DC Sessions
Replies: 1540
Views: 1558330

Oh!?? I forgot this weekend is the 'California-World' Slalom Thing! Does the winner of it become their new governor? I guess that shindig is losing interest. I went over to Nckkk earlier and they were arguing the high jump record on the slalom forum? At a quick glance there was nothing about the rac...
by Slappy Maxwell
Sat Sep 27, 2003 12:03 am
Forum: D.C.
Topic: DC Sessions
Replies: 1540
Views: 1558330

Any one for practicing tomorrow?
I was thinking of a change of pace.
Maybe the Manassass Battlefield road that runs beside rt.66 around noonish?
by Slappy Maxwell
Thu Sep 18, 2003 10:24 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Buggy Racing at CMU
Replies: 5
Views: 6167

Duane is the only guy you need to talk to. http://www.longboard_skating.homestead.com/duanes_skatecar.html You can get the larger bearings at just about any mountainboard website. http://www.offroadboardingmagazine.com/links2.html Those are probably the Xootr wheels they are currently using. Their s...
by Slappy Maxwell
Thu Sep 18, 2003 12:53 am
Forum: RoeRacing
Topic: The New line
Replies: 26
Views: 35027

That is cool.

Another helpful way of looking at it might be just an outline of the top deck surfaces altogether as an overlay but color coded (i.e. unlimited outlined in red, bottlerocket outlined in green, crossfire in blue, etc)
by Slappy Maxwell
Thu Sep 18, 2003 12:35 am
Forum: D.C.
Topic: DC Sessions
Replies: 1540
Views: 1558330

I'm there.

Anyone for a street sailing session on Thursday night at the Pentagon parking lot?

I've sailed there in 30mph winds. The tires on my board have great traction if anyone wants to try it out.
by Slappy Maxwell
Sun Sep 14, 2003 11:18 pm
Forum: D.C.
Topic: DC Skateboard Club
Replies: 17
Views: 14361

DC Downhill Club is cool if it's only downhill and slalom in the DC metro area.

If park and street are going to be involved with skaters from Pennsylvania to Va Beach, the name is kinda limiting and exclusionary.
by Slappy Maxwell
Sun Sep 14, 2003 12:44 am
Forum: D.C.
Topic: DC Skateboard Club
Replies: 17
Views: 14361

I always liked something with 'Mid Atlantic' in the name.

I came up with this rough idea a year ago...

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I know Dave didn't like the 'incline' because it was close to 'inline'.

But Massive is a cool name.
by Slappy Maxwell
Sat Sep 13, 2003 2:46 am
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: "the dark side of the cone"
Replies: 789
Views: 1142727

Bradyscabs, you aren't ignoring the above challenge???

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by Slappy Maxwell
Wed Sep 10, 2003 11:04 pm
Forum: D.C.
Topic: Adams Morgan Fest Race THIS Saturday Sept 6
Replies: 98
Views: 91358

Hey Wes. I dig the new pink tight crew ya got going for the next race.

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by Slappy Maxwell
Tue Sep 09, 2003 11:29 pm
Forum: D.C.
Topic: D.C. Spots
Replies: 53
Views: 58771

Michael, I'd check out the area around Dumbarton Oaks and the area that borders Rock Creek Park. K street under the Whitehurst Freeway is a good night and rain spot for flatland stuff. Parking garages are also great spots to ride. I haven't ridden too much in the Georgetown campus so I'm not sure wh...
by Slappy Maxwell
Tue Sep 09, 2003 6:28 am
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: Gilmour's new number
Replies: 3
Views: 3894

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: John Gilmour on 2003-09-13 08:30 ]</font>
by Slappy Maxwell
Tue Sep 09, 2003 1:48 am
Forum: D.C.
Topic: Adams Morgan Fest Race THIS Saturday Sept 6
Replies: 98
Views: 91358

I think they're sexy.

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by Slappy Maxwell
Mon Sep 08, 2003 5:53 am
Forum: D.C.
Topic: Adams Morgan Fest Race THIS Saturday Sept 6
Replies: 98
Views: 91358

Big thanks to Anthony and Doug for letting us in to slalom at the fest.

I had a ton of fun.

Rene, I agree with 100% that there should be a downhill event in future Adams Morgan Day fests. I'm also with you on keeping the downhill-slalom vibe going. They are all great guys.
by Slappy Maxwell
Fri Sep 05, 2003 2:41 am
Forum: D.C.
Topic: Adams Morgan Fest Race THIS Saturday Sept 6
Replies: 98
Views: 91358

Don't worry about toe stepping Andy. Clearly Anthony has final say on what goes, but I'm sure no one has a problem with you guiding the slalom show.

I'm there in a righthand man capacity. I'm bringing boards but planning on helping run the race rather than ride.
by Slappy Maxwell
Thu Sep 04, 2003 5:58 pm
Forum: D.C.
Topic: Adams Morgan Fest Race THIS Saturday Sept 6
Replies: 98
Views: 91358

Congrats to Anthony and Bozi! Common Share sounds cool to me. I haven't been there in awhile. We could meet in front of the Zephyr Gallery at 9:15 on Friday night? I'll get my lazy ass up early and be there at 7am on Saturday. (Oh yeah, Riordan is on the west coast according to his post in the hurri...
by Slappy Maxwell
Thu Sep 04, 2003 1:33 am
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: "the dark side of the cone"
Replies: 789
Views: 1142727

On 2003-09-03 08:23, Brady Mitchell wrote: Have I seen you slalom lately? Does that mean you don`t race? And because a handful don`t agree with what I say, should I change be like them? No, you haven't seen me slalom lately. Because you don't race! Wake up call. Noooobodddy agrees with what you say...
by Slappy Maxwell
Thu Sep 04, 2003 12:53 am
Forum: D.C.
Topic: Adams Morgan Fest Race THIS Saturday Sept 6
Replies: 98
Views: 91358

Keep the roll call coming! Don't forget there's stuff for the wives and the kids at the festival. Do we need a timer? Is Mr. Parsons coming? What if we had an organizing 'meeting' at Madam's Organ Friday evening? I would say tomorrow but with the NFL stuff going down I think it'll be a mess getting ...
by Slappy Maxwell
Wed Sep 03, 2003 8:06 am
Forum: Gates & Course Setting
Topic: Let's make it tighter
Replies: 119
Views: 138412

Brady why do constantly continue to post on slalom sites? Why do keep posting the 'We need bigger events' stuff when you and everybody else knows you don't race??? Don't you think it's a clue when 99% of the replies to your post are negative? Normal people would start to think 'Gee, maybe this site ...
by Slappy Maxwell
Wed Sep 03, 2003 12:15 am
Forum: D.C.
Topic: Adams Morgan Fest Race THIS Saturday Sept 6
Replies: 98
Views: 91358

On 2003-08-27 18:58, Anthony Smallwood wrote: Yo DC Outlaws, The Adams Morgan Festival officials have given us the hill (15th Street) for Saturday 6th of Sept. I am reluctant as I don't believe I'll have many Stand-Up riders. Unfortunetly, there is a GSI race the same day in West Virginia and many ...
by Slappy Maxwell
Tue Sep 02, 2003 9:54 am
Forum: D.C.
Topic: DC Outlaw : Surfing with Hurricane Fabian on the OBX
Replies: 3
Views: 4051

The Weather Channel has it offshore of the Banks on Saturday. I'm thinking Saturday/Sunday might be better? My experience at Tybee Island with Hugo and Gilbert(i think?) when the 'Canes passed by offshore it was always better the day after it passed. I'm kinda thinking of heading down on Saturday an...
by Slappy Maxwell
Mon Sep 01, 2003 11:46 pm
Forum: D.C.
Topic: DC Sessions
Replies: 1540
Views: 1558330

I'm there.
by Slappy Maxwell
Mon Sep 01, 2003 11:37 pm
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: More Tight racing in 2003
Replies: 128
Views: 125382

FDA warning!!! Product Recall!!!

They are pulling it from shelves for causing constipation problems.

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Let's face it...it wasn't exactly brain food.
by Slappy Maxwell
Sat Aug 30, 2003 4:48 am
Forum: Gates & Course Setting
Topic: Let's make it tighter
Replies: 119
Views: 138412

On 2003-08-29 20:41, Andy Bittner wrote: Aaahhh..., but Hans, the name of the sport is SLALOM (look at the top of the page), not PUMPING. "Slalom" is a word of Norwegian origin that literally means "SLOPING path". So, not only is slalom on a hill NOT cheating, it could rightly be said that if it's ...

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