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Eric Groff

Adam again I beleive you have failed to read all the post on the tight slalom subject, Remember, this thread was 3 pages long before I showed up, People were fighting about what the Californians are doing, Telling the Slalom Community that The Californians are a bunch of begineers so on and so fourt...

Eric Groff

Ya know Chris.....

I think that the toe block might help from getting my foot stuck in my mouth though.

good seein ya at Morro, hope you can make it out again next year, meanwhile we will keep yer old pal Attila in line, actually Little Bianca will take care of that!

Arab

Eric Groff

Hegstrom 7. Learn how to not be afraid of the speed achieved when racing GS and Super G courses. (especially courses set by RichyC) Dude you didnt seem to scared when you knee slide into the curb and did a front flip over the sidewalk just missing the main water valve at Blackhill doing 40mph. I fig...

Eric Groff

I have tried Attilas boards with toe blocks on them, I think they should be outlawed because they are dangreous, OK only dangereous for me, When I fall it is useally my front foot that is my first step off, with those things I feel like I wont beable to get my foot off and I'll just eat sh&t! My poo...

Eric Groff

Chuck, I couldnt agree more with this statement "sometimes a disparate bunch of folks come together and decide to actually practice "random acts of kindness" for folks who haven't necessarily done anything to "deserve" them, at least in the "charitable donation" sort of sense. The lucky recipients i...

Eric Groff

"You got snuffed, then you come back with renewed vigor and it is pointed at the people in the community. You side step this and I see it as "bowing to the man" You side step this and pound the community with your tyranical approach. " Could you explain what your saying here? "I don't look at this c...

Eric Groff

Adam "chill out and be a part of the community" Why dont you use those same words for GBJ when he threatened John Gilmour Is there alittle East Coast Bias here Adam, Who you suckin up to! the people that are doing something for the slalom community or the people that are fighting over what the peopl...

Eric Groff

Adam, Start from the begining of this thread, Its eastcoasters fighting about what Californians are doing, Its all right there on your website, did you miss it? I only defend those I ride with when people start bashing them. Its all right here on your website did you miss it, go back and read it aga...

Eric Groff

Hey Michael, You cant get those PVD's adjusted to turn? The 1 push thing seems alittle silly, I bet even I could make it through a 1 meter course with 1 push, SSS ran 3 courses yesterday, 1. 30 cones or so 6.5 straight, unlimited push, we all pretty much hit it at full speed, David Carrasco was smok...

Eric Groff

Henry like I said before, Its your board and you ride it with pride and hold yer head up high while doing it. Dont let anybody discourage you from riding your board, Remember you never solicted money for a board, I asked for donations because I was stoked on your Zeal for slalom, the people that con...

Eric Groff

Oh and did I mention about the Californians that go out of state to put on races,
Kona,Albkurky,Colo,Oregan,W.Va. and win!

Eric Groff

Might I just join in here! Let me Califactecate this here conversation, Troy I would love for you and Vlad to come out and race us California boys, Gilmour has tried and failed whos next? John when you say that I have calicentricated NCDSA what the f##k has that place been for the last year? A bunch...

Eric Groff

JG,
Its SSS against the world,
Bring it on Baby!!!!!!!!!!!
Arab

Eric Groff

Get fatter because the Bigger Snowball gets down the hill faster. Not Complain about FCR courses(me not complain about something,Yeah like thats gonna happen) Try and make a race on the East Coast so Gilmour will have some Competition. Talk more SMACK, Its Fun, (Yer Mom Is so Fat you have to use you...

Eric Groff

I've seen Jack slalom, think of an older Paul Dunn and a much older Mike Maysey. My $$$$$$$$ is on Jack, My wife needs a new car and she has been eyeing a VW Passat Wagon at $28,000,00, So I'll bet $14,000,00 so I can get My wife her new car, Gee thanx alot for Helping out Jack, If theres ever anyth...

Eric Groff

Brewington ROCKS!

TK I know its a little late on the thread here, but thanx for the invite to DA FARM o3,

Why bother I'd kick all yer asses!

Thanx again Arab
Say hey to Sandy

PS got my boy Nathan his new Jack Russell Terrorizer puppy, I forgot how fun puppies are, I havent had a dog in 20 yrs.

Eric Groff

TWAY,
Sounds like you are pulling an Arab and calling TK out? Maybe your last post should have been on the "Dark Side"!

Hows it going my brother from another mother!

Arab

Eric Groff

Richy you know that $100.00 you owe me, contribute it to the Swiss fund and then you only owe me $50.00

Arab

Eric Groff

Claude, Thanx for asking! When most people dont understand a post I make they retaliate with negative posts.... I was actually agreeing with you that its all good and the more the marrryeyeyryer. Adam I was trying to make a funny about getting removed, seems my post and myself get removed or edited ...

Eric Groff

Hey can I join in on all the fun? Sorry I cant take sides because I dont like anybody! Gilmour What do you mean by the Rabbit comment west coast/europe thing? As an East Coaster your not tellin the boys on yer side of the Missazeri river that if they want to get up to snuff against the WEST or Europ...

Eric Groff

Hey Claude, Theres nothing wrong with lots of skateboard forums, the more the marrier. Oh and Jani is a guy that plays new age piano, Jani is a gnarly slalom racer from Europe. this post would probably get removed from other sites for correcting somebody so we will see how long it last here. Arab

Eric Groff

Hey Glen,
At the time I made the post I think the name I used was AZ Al, Then next thing ya know you got your Ditch site!
Could your new ditch do a banked slalom?

Lets ride!
Arab

Eric Groff

"Ick" is what I said when my mom used to try and make me eat Lima Beans.

Eric Groff

Anybody no everybody can run the course clean, Thats simply go as slow as possiable and you've done it........ I'm more into the racing aspect of it, I want to go as fast as I can and I really dont give a damn how many cones I hit, I'm going to try and hit as little as possible in my quest for speed...

Eric Groff

Cones are what make up a slalom course, Since day one you take a penalty for hitting them, show me a race since the first organized profesional slalom race in 1965 in Anahiem, ca. where there was no penalty for hitting a cone? Why change things now? Hit a cone take a penalty, go as fast as you can a...

Eric Groff

Adam, You have been blackballed from NCDSA because you tried to spread the good word of Slalom, Dont you know that NCDSA is a monopoly and if you cant play by the rules you cant play the game. Rules..... its a F%ckin chat room gimme a break. If there is somebody that is spreading the good word of sl...

Eric Groff

Chicken is in the Hospital in the ICU, I just spoke to his wife Jamie and the doctors don't know exactly what has happened but it appears that he may have had a heart attack but they just dont know. It could possibly be a viral infection of the heart. I ask that everybody please take the time to pra...

Eric Groff

No Chris you had it right the first time, I'm way out of shape, I have not been on a skateboard since Morro Bay.

Arab

Eric Groff

Adam N from NCDSA doesnt race!

Not sure if he even skateboards?

Eric Groff

Lippen Smacken

and your point is?

Cut the B&llsh%t, you got something to say to me heres my email

groff3@msn

Dont waste space on this forum with your childish little games.

Eric Groff

Hey Chris, Remember the 80 cone killer that you Hester and I did last year, That was the most exhausting day of slalom in my life, All I remember is it was HOT, Hester Puked, I was sore for a week, and you wanted to add more cones, Now I remember why I dont like you......... Just Kidding Hope all is...

Eric Groff

Stimmt, aber es gibt mehr Esel vom Osten die nie skaten koennen werden

If you want to play in German go to the German forums.

This here forum is for the English speaking!

Eric Groff

Hey Lippen Smaken Slappy Hiden

Dale Earnhardt would have put you in the wall

Just as I would put you to the curb

When are we gonna race!

Eric Groff

Hey Lippen Smacken Hiden Girlie, Actually I have won more races over a period of 5 decades then you'll ever dream of winning, My first win came in 1969, Over the course of the last 2 years I have beat every racer on the FCR series which includes this years world champ Chicken,last years world champ ...

Eric Groff

Hey Henry, I heard there was some smack goin on over here can I join in? La Costa 2001 I'm racin Gilmour, 1st heat he is in the slow lane we come out pretty even but he pulls just ahead at the 1/2 way point, knowing he cant look back at me I yell as load as I can "F%$K I just DQ'd" Gilmour not knowi...

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