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by Chris Chaput
Sat Oct 20, 2007 2:21 am
Forum: ISSA Rules & Discussion
Topic: 2008 ISSA Rules Update - Section 3 (Equipment)
Replies: 124
Views: 105266

Marcus, I now realize that it probably sounds as if I was attacking you or your ideas, when I actually agree with most all of your ideas. I just would hate to see you going down the path of "solving" problems that don't exist. Please don't bite on the fairing thing. It is a complete and total non-is...
by Chris Chaput
Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:43 pm
Forum: ISSA Rules & Discussion
Topic: 2008 ISSA Rules Update - Section 3 (Equipment)
Replies: 124
Views: 105266

Marcus, I have to run to the bank right now and I'm like two sentences into the rules and I'm already wondered who, when and where it was suggested that fairings not be allowed or things that alter the flex characteristics of of a deck not be allowed? Whay the hell not? What specific decks are we ta...
by Chris Chaput
Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:07 pm
Forum: ISSA Rules & Discussion
Topic: 2008 ISSA Rules Update - Section 3 (Equipment)
Replies: 124
Views: 105266

Can we be real honest here guys. Seriously, let's put aside the fear, put aside the fashion, and put aside the paranoia for just a minute. THERE IS NOT NOW, NOR WILL THERE EVER BE ANY "SLALOM POLICE" THAT WILL INSPECT AND REGULATE RACE GEAR. This is soooooo far removed from NASCAR or other sports wh...
by Chris Chaput
Fri Oct 19, 2007 8:52 am
Forum: ISSA Rules & Discussion
Topic: 2008 ISSA Rules Update - Section 3 (Equipment)
Replies: 124
Views: 105266

Pat, You're way off base about my reasons for not wanting to see bindings at a race. It has NOTHING to do with how they look whatsoever. I probably care the LEAST of everyone about how things look. I don't think that skateboarding is about fashion, style, or matters of taste. The clock doesn't give ...
by Chris Chaput
Fri Oct 19, 2007 3:20 am
Forum: ISSA Rules & Discussion
Topic: 2008 ISSA Rules Update - Section 3 (Equipment)
Replies: 124
Views: 105266

There isn't a wheel, or configuration of wheels, commercially available or otherwise, that has shown a significant advantage in downhill skateboarding, streetluge, or slalom. Everyone is worried about something that our history and our experience has clearly demonstrated DOES NOT EXIST IN THE REAL W...
by Chris Chaput
Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:35 pm
Forum: ISSA Rules & Discussion
Topic: 2008 ISSA Rules Update - Section 3 (Equipment)
Replies: 124
Views: 105266

Okay Pat, now address monobearings in split-wheels where some, but not all of them spin at different rates on a single axle... K.I.S.S. To addrees everyting that's never going to happen seems bizarre to me. None of the fears that a handful of skaters share have EVER been realized. Get them a couch a...
by Chris Chaput
Thu Oct 18, 2007 5:00 pm
Forum: ISSA Rules & Discussion
Topic: 2008 ISSA Rules Update - Section 3 (Equipment)
Replies: 124
Views: 105266

Never in the history of slalom skateboarding has the deck, trucks, wheels, or bearings been the reason that a skater has won a race. It's never been an issue, and a LOT of time is being spent here dealing with non-issues. In a nutshell, there are a handful of skaters who are worried about what OTHER...
by Chris Chaput
Sat Jun 16, 2007 8:00 pm
Forum: ISSA Rules & Discussion
Topic: SHOULD 6-WHEELERS BE ALLOWED AT A GS RACE???
Replies: 41
Views: 49622

Pat, Let's not make this more difficult than it really is. At some point in time we have to get off the fence and commit to a common set of rules, or a RANGE of parameters from which to choose. In basketball and tennis, the court is always the same size, but in baseball and soccer, the field of play...
by Chris Chaput
Sat Jun 16, 2007 9:05 am
Forum: ISSA Rules & Discussion
Topic: SHOULD 6-WHEELERS BE ALLOWED AT A GS RACE???
Replies: 41
Views: 49622

What I'm saying is that there is great value in having the height of the net the same in every game of basketball and tennis. There are several things that DON'T need to change from race to race. The same for the length and width of the court. The problem with allowing every race organizer to get "c...
by Chris Chaput
Sat Jun 16, 2007 4:45 am
Forum: ISSA Rules & Discussion
Topic: SHOULD 6-WHEELERS BE ALLOWED AT A GS RACE???
Replies: 41
Views: 49622

Re: 6 Wheelers

All due respect to the ISSA and everyone actually involved in this, I understand that a middle of the year voting and change makes no sense. I feel however that a definitive ruling before the end of the racing season would be advisable. My choice to bring this up is purely to resolve the discourse ...
by Chris Chaput
Sat Jun 16, 2007 4:44 am
Forum: ISSA Rules & Discussion
Topic: SHOULD 6-WHEELERS BE ALLOWED AT A GS RACE???
Replies: 41
Views: 49622

Here's my take: You made a ruling regarding the use of equipment back in April of 2006. It's 14 months later and there has been nothing to indicate that anything "controversial" has caused any problems at any races. Racers have raced on whatever they brought, and the races have gone on without a hit...
by Chris Chaput
Fri Jun 15, 2007 9:03 pm
Forum: ISSA Rules & Discussion
Topic: SHOULD 6-WHEELERS BE ALLOWED AT A GS RACE???
Replies: 41
Views: 49622

Thanks Wesley. Found it. Sent it...
by Chris Chaput
Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:43 am
Forum: ISSA Rules & Discussion
Topic: SHOULD 6-WHEELERS BE ALLOWED AT A GS RACE???
Replies: 41
Views: 49622

Okay, I'm a bit embarrassed now. I've been trying to figure out where the hell it is that you pay the damn $25 to join this thing and I can't find it.

Bueller?
by Chris Chaput
Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:29 am
Forum: ISSA Rules & Discussion
Topic: SHOULD 6-WHEELERS BE ALLOWED AT A GS RACE???
Replies: 41
Views: 49622

Well, I'm glad to hear that you're thinking of new ways to get 'r done. Have you tried your idea using something that you can step out of vertically, without having to also move your foot forward or back? Can you "wedge" your foot into a couple of vertical blocks that get closer together? Are you ac...
by Chris Chaput
Thu Jun 14, 2007 11:01 pm
Forum: ISSA Rules & Discussion
Topic: SHOULD 6-WHEELERS BE ALLOWED AT A GS RACE???
Replies: 41
Views: 49622

I thought that Jack was kidding. He banned sky-hooks didn't he? Jack? I think that it's inherently dangerous to step "into" something as opposed to stepping "onto" something. The IGSA has very specific rules against toe loops or any other piece of the vehicle "enclosing" the rider in their streetlug...
by Chris Chaput
Thu Jun 14, 2007 3:36 pm
Forum: ISSA Rules & Discussion
Topic: SHOULD 6-WHEELERS BE ALLOWED AT A GS RACE???
Replies: 41
Views: 49622

An inline skate isn't lean steer. Yes, it is usually leaned when it is steered, but there is a twisting motion from the foot that requires a boot or bindings. An inline skater can be in a snowplow with each skate leaning in opposite directions and still turn by twisting and sliding the skates in one...
by Chris Chaput
Sun Jun 03, 2007 5:54 pm
Forum: Europe
Topic: [2007] Hannover Slalom World Cup, June 1-3
Replies: 182
Views: 241581

Hannover Results?

It's 6:00pm on Sunday in Hannover. Anyone care to post some results?
by Chris Chaput
Fri Mar 03, 2006 5:52 am
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: Are you an old school skater?
Replies: 103
Views: 188890

You have to have an image that's on a server connected to the internet, and then specify the name of the image when you post. Select (highlight) the filename and click the Img button above. http://www.abec11.com/images/html2.jpg The text above is actually an image of text that's out on my server. ht...
by Chris Chaput
Tue Feb 14, 2006 4:43 am
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: "the dark side of the cone"
Replies: 789
Views: 1023453

Two ways that I have something in common with Leif Garrett: 1. We were both offered roles in the movie "Skateboard" in 1978 2. We both have substance abuse issues 1. I didn't get the job as his double when Leif decided to do his own stunts. "Tony Bluetile" and other skaters had to drag their feet an...
by Chris Chaput
Sat Jan 28, 2006 6:45 pm
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: Winter Olympics Open Ceremony: Torino 2006 Skate live on TV
Replies: 60
Views: 108086

I wouldn't use anything that isn't first tested on the actual surface with the actual wheels. I wouldn't rule out rubber, but it's a bit short notice to create all new wheels for a single day event. Grooves in urethane usually just means that you've decreased the contact patch AND the traction (we'r...
by Chris Chaput
Mon Jan 23, 2006 4:50 am
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: Are you an old school skater?
Replies: 103
Views: 188890

In Downhill Motion, did you happen to notice the guy spinning on his head and getting a bald spot at La Costa?
by Chris Chaput
Sun Dec 25, 2005 6:14 am
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: What are your goals for 2006?
Replies: 67
Views: 70368

Those sound like my cheerleading goals for 2006.

"Bring it", cuz "it's on" girlfriend.

Don't forget the spirit fingers.

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by Chris Chaput
Fri Dec 23, 2005 1:48 am
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: "the dark side of the cone"
Replies: 789
Views: 1023453

Foiled again

Damn. These guys are good!
by Chris Chaput
Thu Dec 22, 2005 6:06 pm
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: "the dark side of the cone"
Replies: 789
Views: 1023453

I fully expect to see both of those nice young ladies to be riding Pink SickSicks and Seven-O's at all of the slalom races in 2006.

Can any super good guesser tell us how big (in millimeteres) the SickSicks are and how big the Seven-O's are?

Can anyone guess the color?
by Chris Chaput
Wed Dec 21, 2005 8:29 am
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: "the dark side of the cone"
Replies: 789
Views: 1023453

Thank Heaven, For Little Girls

No French women should ever have to ride bad wheels again. Let's get her hooked up with Pink!
by Chris Chaput
Tue Dec 20, 2005 7:48 pm
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: "the dark side of the cone"
Replies: 789
Views: 1023453

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Pretty In Pink
by Chris Chaput
Tue Dec 20, 2005 5:35 pm
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: Are you an old school skater?
Replies: 103
Views: 188890

I think I May Just Squeak In

So, if I had saved up all of my vast earnings ($7.00) in 1974, got ready to go E.T. surfboards in Hermosa Beach to buy some of the new Cadillac Wheels ($1.75 each) only to find out that there would be an additional $0.42 because of the (then 6%) California Sales Tax and had to wait until the next we...
by Chris Chaput
Tue Dec 20, 2005 1:59 am
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: Are you an old school skater?
Replies: 103
Views: 188890

What's Old School?

What's an Old School Skater and how does one join up? What if you're a Retro Team Rider - does that qualfy you?
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by Chris Chaput
Tue Dec 20, 2005 1:55 am
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: "the dark side of the cone"
Replies: 789
Views: 1023453

A Little Light on the Dark Side

I know that this is supposed to be the DARK side of the cone, but there's something about Celine that just lights up the room. Although I haven't met with her face to face yet, I am very impressed with her wonderful attitude, her sweet spirit and her beautiful smile. And hey, the girl can SKATE! So ...
by Chris Chaput
Mon Dec 19, 2005 3:57 pm
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: What are your goals for 2006?
Replies: 67
Views: 70368

Retro ZigZags

I call that color "Lime", because it isn't green, and those wheels ain't no lemons either. Some say that they're sub-lime, and I would have to agree. The wheels will be available in mid January, and unfrozen asphalt will available in March or April, so there will plenty of time to get some for your ...
by Chris Chaput
Mon Dec 19, 2005 3:42 pm
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: "the dark side of the cone"
Replies: 789
Views: 1023453

Great Timing

Speaking of bombing... http://www.abec11.com/images/celine01.jpg This looks like a great time to drop a bombshell on you. A french bombshell that is. Pink Skateboards is proud to announce their latest and greatest rider, Celine. As you can see, she likes to bomb. Hills that is. And she likes to beat...
by Chris Chaput
Mon Dec 19, 2005 2:15 pm
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: What are your goals for 2006?
Replies: 67
Views: 70368

The Year of the ZigZags

For January 2006: 1. Get a tan, get the bags out from underneath my eyes, grow hair on my head and get back my girlish figure. 2. Convince SlalomRankings.com to consider only races held after December 16th, 2005, moving me from 44th to 1st. 3. Get all the men addicted to Retro's new slalom formula Z...
by Chris Chaput
Wed Aug 31, 2005 4:00 am
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: speed out of the box
Replies: 6
Views: 7475

What are we trying to avoid?

I'm not sure why we need to limit any portion of a start. I've never seen anyone pushing past more than the first cone of the course, and I'm not sure if that was even an advantage. If you don't want guys blazing into the start of a course, make the first handful of cones impossible at warp speed. I...
by Chris Chaput
Sat May 15, 2004 8:26 am
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: My turn to bag on Vlad
Replies: 49
Views: 49983

I have something that you're going to want...

Vlad's lucky to have Victoria. She's a keeper.

Vlad's about to be lucky again. I've got some wheels coming out in about 4 weeks that out-stick anything you've ever tried. They have a very predictable and controlled slide and should be perfect for that Insect of yours.
by Chris Chaput
Fri May 14, 2004 6:40 am
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: My turn to bag on Vlad
Replies: 49
Views: 49983

Photo Realism

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I heard that Russ Howell dated Victoria back in the mid seventies.
by Chris Chaput
Mon Jan 05, 2004 9:43 am
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: "the dark side of the cone"
Replies: 789
Views: 1023453

Dear Tony

I wrote two words. "Actual photo". He likened himself to "The King" and rambled on and on and posted an image of Elvis. I liken him to the troll that he is and posted another "incredible likeness". Please don't pretend that he's done nothing. I'll give you the benifit of the doubt that you are merel...
by Chris Chaput
Mon Jan 05, 2004 6:57 am
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: "the dark side of the cone"
Replies: 789
Views: 1023453

What to do.

Adam, You're one of the few people with enough balls to ban the troll. If you have issues with me or anyone else who is making fun of the troll on your website, then deal with us like men. Believe me, letting the troll back in will never solve anything and that has been proven time and time again. S...
by Chris Chaput
Sun Jan 04, 2004 7:13 pm
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: My turn to bag on Vlad
Replies: 49
Views: 49983

Moron The Subject

BTW, Have you visited http://www.KeyboardRacer.com lately?

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by Chris Chaput
Sun Jan 04, 2004 7:05 pm
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: My turn to bag on Vlad
Replies: 49
Views: 49983

Good H

Hey Bad H, you're goin' soft on us. Here's the real photo:

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by Chris Chaput
Sun Jan 04, 2004 8:12 am
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: "the dark side of the cone"
Replies: 789
Views: 1023453

I know a place, where they never win a race, and they act like a disgrace, cuz they're never face to face. A legend in their own mind, but a podium they won't find, online they have an axe to grind, but in person they're the kiss-butt kind. Be sure and visit http://www.KeyboardRacer.com and let your...
by Chris Chaput
Thu Nov 20, 2003 5:50 pm
Forum: Abec 11
Topic: Where's the Moderator: Chris Chaput
Replies: 2
Views: 6436

Go to your room without supper

Howdy Y'all, I am the moderator of this forum by default. Being a moderator is kind of like being a Colonel in the deep south. It's an honorary distinction and not a military one. As such, I would be considered AWOL in the service but in the real world, I just haven't browsed this forum for months. ...
by Chris Chaput
Tue Oct 28, 2003 6:47 am
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: Michael Strides new avatar
Replies: 9
Views: 8337

Improve Your Vocabulary

An interesting word from A Word A Day (AWAD) came into my inbox today: avatar (AV-uh-tahr) noun 1. A manifestation of a deity in Hinduism. 2. An embodiment of a concept. 3. A representation of a person or thing in computers, networks, etc. [From avatar (descent, as of a god from heaven to the earth)...
by Chris Chaput
Fri Oct 24, 2003 3:00 am
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: My turn to bag on Vlad
Replies: 49
Views: 49983

Hat's Off?

Hat in French is chapeau. It's like my trademark. Yeah. That it's. It's not cuz I'm bald. It's like advertising. Yeah. That's the ticket.

p.s. Nobody wants you dead until after your debts are paid.
by Chris Chaput
Fri Oct 24, 2003 2:14 am
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: Michael Strides new avatar
Replies: 9
Views: 8337

Slide For Life

This is big secret so don't tell anyone. I use slider gloves for tight slalom so that I feel safe and secure, even at really high speeds. The other day I topped 16mph! Try THAT with your silly little wrist guards and tell me you're not shaking in your boots!
by Chris Chaput
Fri Oct 24, 2003 2:09 am
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: My turn to bag on Vlad
Replies: 49
Views: 49983

Mad Hatter

Okay Mr. FullHeadOfHair, that was both the begining AND the end of the Chapuhat jokes. Tag! Mollica's it!

What I'd like to know is why you didn't use your aerosol deodorant before coming to the Gathering. As we can see in your avatar, applying it while riding may be clean, but it's not fast.
by Chris Chaput
Fri Oct 24, 2003 1:38 am
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: Michael Strides new avatar
Replies: 9
Views: 8337

Excuse du jour

Seeing how it was WesE's board, I blame the wheels. Howard?
by Chris Chaput
Fri Oct 24, 2003 12:17 am
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: Michael Strides new avatar
Replies: 9
Views: 8337

Picture Perfect

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There are times in your life when everything all comes together. The style, the course, the board, the stance, the wheels. The expression on your face says it all - Damn I love tight slalom!
by Chris Chaput
Wed Oct 22, 2003 4:39 pm
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: My turn to bag on Vlad
Replies: 49
Views: 49983

We're not in the dark side?

If you look at the history of this topic "My turn to bag on Vlad", it was supposed to be the title of a post in "The Dark Side of the Cone" where anything goes. Anyone who thinks that there is anything's serious going on in this thread should probably go to another site and anonymously post a diatri...
by Chris Chaput
Wed Oct 22, 2003 1:12 am
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: My turn to bag on Vlad
Replies: 49
Views: 49983

Neener Neener

Vlad drinks Budweiser and hangs out with dimwitted, pudgy, SoCal skaters with (multiple) personality disorders.
by Chris Chaput
Tue Oct 21, 2003 8:07 pm
Forum: Random Slalom Topics
Topic: My turn to bag on Vlad
Replies: 49
Views: 49983

Got Life?

I took it to mean "You know that you have waaaay too much time on your hands when you're scrutinizing the cone positions in other people's avatars..." Either that or he thought that I was serious about bagging on Vlad in which case he, himself, needs to get a life. I never would have believed anyone...